Espresso (☕️/🍸) drinking internet plumber, consultant, company director, etc. Occasional volunteer and dog butler.
That London Town
Joined May 2008
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Hi @OVHcloud had a box down since this morning. Briefly (seconds) came up and then down (ticket closed). New one opened hours ago. Any chance yon could nudge someone please?
Why why why did I repeat something I’ve regretted before. @McDonalds order via @UberEats
Ordered a ton of food for a few of us. Arrived. Two bags.
Opened it. Oh, that’ll be drinks from two different orders. Hmm.
Contact support. Yes we’ll give you a refund minus ~30%
WTAF
The @Tesco app used to ping me when near to store with my club card. Super handy. Then didn’t. Not coming back I was told. This week the QR code had been updated to TINY in the Apple wallet. Absolutely useless. Have resorted to carrying ONE card in my wallet as your tech is so sh
Hey @Tesco would actually love, especially this time of year not to have rock bottom price veg. I’d love to support UK farmers even more and have a good Christmas all around.
10p of some turnips isn’t going to hurt me, it will them…
I left something in a @thamesclippers a few weeks back. I literally filled in a lost property form as I was walking up the pier. It’s been weeks of we’re still processing your request.
Really, really disappointed it’s not that hard. It can’t be that hard. I guess it’s gone.
I've been a massive advocate for a long time @BitTitan a recent Google<>Google migration has been the biggest sack of 💩. Docs not updated, support having to go through 1st line > 2nd line to show their docs are just wrong and support are too.. FFS. This is a paid for service.
Like your products, like to have the occasional mail, but this @thewhitecompany is just too much spam. 0/10.
Noticed that London Eats mentioned about asking for ID for age restricted items. Use @tesco whoosh often. Always give 01/01/1970 (not my DOB). Must be 50+ times. Never been asked for ID
When you go to setup a VPS on @linode to run a uptime kuma instance because @uptimerobot can't keep their own stuff up... and oh... I give up.
So it’s the Christmas bumber edition of mail from @Specsavers not addressed to me. I send these back EVERY month and yet more keep getting added. (My apartment is the first/last in list for my postcode). FFS.
I tracked down one of the people addressed to. Mentioned he went for an eye test, and the person just asked postcode when checking in. @specsavers please sort this out. Also years of returned mail, you still don’t update records.
Another month, another letter… new person to the list this month… hey @specsavers all those promises over DM to sort…. seems you have a flaw somewhere in your processes
A friend mentioned his @nectar account was raided the other day... seems mine has just been too... can't even contact them to say close account before the rest goes... what a fail.
So go to try and actually use my points at @sainsburys and site just errors. @nectar say cant help. Third call to @sainsburys and cs manually process nectar coupons... great. Have to be applied to a live order (so amend after). OK. Popped a £297 order in. Oh, £250 max for coupons
But I have £295 in coupons that expire TODAY. FFS. So now had to place two orders for @sainsburys, can't use the same slot either (as adds to order). So tomorrow, basically a van of Pepsi max is coming in addition to the other big order to just use up the points.
ERGH! horrid
Hey @Tesco you app is displaying multiple times for closure for the same store. Usually would be 11 which is showing in the main screen. Details shows today’s correct close.
Was using @uptimerobot, they changed their terms so free account not for non-personal. OK fair enough, was short notice, and ok wasnt much to upgrade. Since then, it's had a ton of outages... their support when I reply to their "hey give us a great review" has been 0/10 3 times