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The Papua New Guinea Courier's overseas correspondent on bikini lines and JD Vance's moustache

The Papua New Guinea Courier's overseas correspondent on America's Coup Klux Klan...

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If you'd like an antidote to the self-pitying COBR-dodger's cash-in... Here's a video of the time, a fortnight ago, I ran 240 miles to my book launch in central London from my house in Wales to raise money for @refugeeaction. We've raised £15,500. If you wanted to help nudge it up £16k to help people with nothing, rather than lining the pockets of a serial grifter, that'd be good wouldn't it? (The Tories, A Tragedy isn't bad either.)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! I made it to my book launch in London, nine days after setting off from my house in west Wales. 240 miles run. I'm in bits, b happy because we've raised £13.5k for @RefugeeAction! Donations still OPEN btw! Thank you to everyone who helped on the way. X

I've made it to CCHQ, 235 miles from my front door! £11500 raised for @RefugeeAction so far, thank you so much to everybody who donated 🙏🙏🙏 Tomorrow, the last bit, a run up the road for the launch of my book, The Tragedy of the Tories!

A message about welcoming refugees, brought to you from beneath the M4... I'm running from Wales to London and it's not too late to donate, link in bio!