she/her. Full time whale nerd 🌈🐳 #uglydogs

The Best Coast
Joined July 2010
A story in four parts.
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happy 10-year anniversary to this all-time BANGER xitter.cf/cavalorn/status/654934…
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Kids today will never get to experience watching The Weather Channel in the 90s. So many bangers were played during the Local On The 8s.
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Replying to @Riley_Gaines_
@Riley_Gaines_ You’re truly sick, all of this campaigning because you lost a race. Straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive OR creating a new avenue where trans feel safe in sports. Maybe a transgender category IN ALL sports!! But instead… You bully them… One things for sure is no one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!
Comments off lol To be expected when your star player is a boy
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Booooooooooooo #giantasteroid2032
New data gathered last night (Feb. 19-20) dropped the December 2032 impact odds of asteroid 2024 YR4 to 0.28%. Monitoring continues. go.nasa.gov/3I0ZA7K
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this is literally the best $1000 the govt has ever spent
Obvs there is a lot of waste out there. This sounded crazy so I looked into it, turns out it's NBD The money went to a lot of different research, part of which was $1,000 to measure how shrimp respond to changes in water quality with a treadmill. Enjoy the video!
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Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate
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A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me
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I don't want to be mean, but anyone who thinks "fifteen minute cities" means people literally won't be allowed to travel more than a quarter of an hour away from home probably need supervision every time they use a pair of scissors.
I’m so not up for 15 min communities. It will not work for families with active kids doing all sorts of activities. And whilst the little people get to live confined with little choice those in the WEF fly in their jets & on their yachts telling ‘ the people’ to reduce their lives. Who voted for these globalists?
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This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.
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She greets the dog first which is the correct order.
VP Harris at a firehouse in Pennsylvania
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that’s my president
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It makes me sad when people say you need to be a parent to find meaning in life, not because strangers think my life is sad, but because they have never felt meaning from something other than their own children in a world that offers an abundance of it if you're willing to look.
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I'm here to help
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Hubble’s second @Mariners Bark at the Park!! I adopted him in Orioles country but he’s a Washingtonian now proudly rooting for the M’s against the O’s tonight! #WhereIRoot
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I refuse to accept Shilese Jones not being on Team USA so I say take her as an alternate even if she’s there on crutches. She deserves to be an Olympian 😭
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if you’re ever sad, just remember that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you managed to be alive at the same time as the absolute biggest mfer to have ever lived on this planet, the blue whale
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when the internet is good and amazing ❤️❤️❤️
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