I'm afraid of my own garbage disposal.
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Working on last night's episode of @GreysABC was beyond a thrill. Brilliant dialogue from @emilyculv & @TheKileyDonovan, made that character jump off the page to me. Thank you @msdebbieallen for such a magical time on set. And @KristaVernoff for the opportunity! #GreysAnatomy
Friends, with all the news around #adnanisfree I am trying to call attention to my friend Vinny's story who is wrongfully incarcerated after a sham trial. Here is the doc link. vimeo.com/650882437 - I'd love to talk to any interested journalists #wrongfullydetained
So thrilled to be interviewed in the @KCStar
today. ‘So I hear you’re from Kansas City.’ Even in Hollywood, JoCo actor found signs of home kansascity.com/news/local/co…
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Yesterday I browsed all of Hobby Lobby after taking a hit of weed and came out with only a white, feather boa and a bag of airhead bites. I think I deserve a prize.
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My new favorite thing to do at a bar is ask a group of Gen Z boys if they are a boy band and see how long they play along.
Just wrote a #DevonSawa Casper The Friendly Ghost joke for an audition. I think this is my Slumdog Millionare moment.
"It’s a mutual concern...working so their experience is as good as you hope yours to be." Loved this Washington Post Op-Ed by @ChristineEmba it's like the smart version of this whacky rant I did on @DirtyandThirty years ago. shorturl.at/lyARW
The Whacky version if you are so compelled. I suggest a new phrase "Sexual Projection" docs.google.com/document/d/1…
Out of clean underwear. Just marched through Target commando like I owned the place. I would have been a great French courtesan.
For those of you keeping score at home, I’ve fallen off a chair twice trying to give a fake lap dance. And it's not even noon.
With these new at-home tests, I'm deeply enjoying how many men are learning women's time-honored tradition of praying their positive results are 'false'. Welcome to the world of being terrified of a little pink line, boys. #Omicron #pregnancy
I officially have a crush on my optometrist, chemistry with my dentist and I had a sex dream about my Apple-Care guy last night. Pretty sure this is my sexual prime. #timetogetbackonhinge
Apparently, I can't make this purchase since I don't have an option in this dropdown. #everydaymisogyny
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Psaki tells a male reporter who asked why Biden supports abortion: "He believes that it's up to a woman to make those decisions, and up to a woman to make those decisions with her doctor. I know you've never faced those choices, nor have you ever been pregnant."
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Women don’t inseminate themselves. If you want to take away their right to control their own bodies without insuring that the inseminator takes full legal responsibility for the child at the moment of inception, you’re not “pro-life”. You just hate women. You want to punish them.