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@ammystatus

I made a horse twitter cause I'm bored idk

Joined October 2018
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a horse with many burrs stuck in her forelock, holding it up like a unicorn horn

ALT a horse with many burrs stuck in her forelock, holding it up like a unicorn horn

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If I was president I would 100% lose my party the midterms because I'm too busy being locked in decorating the White House for Halloween. My opponents would say "All the president cares about is his scary animatronics" and they'd be right.
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It used to be better, they changed it. The republican used to be a sausage.
Maria (@mlstrat) profile pictureMaria@mlstratOct 29
have been thinking about the political party tacos at torchy’s for the better part of a week now
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These two are so fucking funny
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Special Ops Magazine (@specialopsmag) profile pictureSpecial Ops Magazine
@specialopsmagOct 27
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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I’m sorry but this is so easy
✰SrTa. DiaZepÁm ✰ (@SrtaDiazepam) profile picture✰SrTa. DiaZepÁm ✰@SrtaDiazepamOct 26
Ejercicios de matemáticas para 8 años, y yo con 41 ni entiendo la solución 😭
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one of the most liberating realizations a human can have: almost all of your thoughts are completely useless, wrong, and meaningless. they are just biological feedback from a dysregulated nervous system, old childhood defense mechanisms, and genetic conditioning.
alexei (@alexeixbt) profile picturealexei
@alexeixbtOct 23
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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Bringing this back
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alexei (@alexeixbt) profile picturealexei
@alexeixbtOct 23
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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i wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you
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What the hell is bro wearing 😭🙏
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We LOVED getting these on deployment. Kids would draw the wildest stuff and teachers clearly weren't reviewing them. They would draw Army men shooting people and blood coming out and then it would say "I hope you don't die." Everyone looked forward to getting them.
Allie ✞ (@allie__voss) profile pictureAllie ✞
@allie__vossOct 26
There is nothing more earnest or unhinged than kids’ letters to the troops
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I’m so sorry to this person, but I am in fucking tears over this lmfaoooooooo when it pans out hahahahahaha
제비 (@WineHunter8282) profile picture제비
@WineHunter8282Oct 25
부활절날 연극인 예수가 진짜 예수를 만날뻔 원래 10피트만 올라갈 예정이었는데 크레인 기사가 100피트 높이로 올려버림
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yuh retweeted
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@pingu4llOct 25
if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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why are you feeding people ridiculous false information lmao 😭 you can’t see their dicks, they’re in sheaths.
Spectra 😈👻 VCVLT 𖤐 (@spectrademonica) profile pictureSpectra 😈👻 VCVLT 𖤐
@spectrademonicaOct 25
my husband was today years old when I told him that every horse they use in movies is female because giant horse penis flopping around would be insanely distracting to the audience
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Big fan of stuff like this. More of this NOW
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i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a “casual” party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. i’m married, pregnant, and it’s a boy. we’re done. GOODBYE.
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A stranger texted me last night.
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I am not a houseguest I’m a paying customer. You need to compete with hotels or I’m not staying at your stupid fucking Airbnb. I’m not stripping YOUR BEDS
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How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong
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Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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tomorrow is the last ever Pythagorean theorem day that we will ever get to experience. There’s only ever been 12 of them ever in our lifetime. And they will never be one ever again. How fun!🙂
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