Traveling man moving through places, space, and time | General Counsel @ SHOFCO | 6800 @AHSOBC | @GVSU MBA | Opinions = mine. Follows, RTs ≠ endorsements

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2011
🐉💧’Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put it into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.’ 🐉💧 - Bruce Lee – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Brother I think you need to log off😭😭😭
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lol. He was cheating on me with you. Did the same thing after I found out about the 2nd kid.
I don’t know what happened, after I found out about his second baby mama he just kept acting weird. That day I had posted something about having a partner that takes pictures of the things you do instead of calling you out face to face. He responded to my tweets.
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The exit of Prof Godfrey Muriuki is akin to the fall of the proverbial Mūgumo that cant be replaced.His seminal work was the starting point of the correct chronicles of Agīkūyū identity histories.His use of oral historiography to preserve memories of earlier Gīkūyū is unmatched.
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HIP-HOP LEGEND SNOOP DOGG CELEBRATES HIS 55TH BIRTHDAY TODAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WEST COAST ICON! 🎂🎉🐐
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Everyone in Japan has a job in factories, etc. No one has been forced to give up their Land. This model you want to replicate in Kenya is not your model. It is a model of the multinational GMOs whose plan is to take over the African Landmass and dictate the seeds we grow. Dangerous neocolonialism....
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A new era for basketball legend LeBron James will begin Tuesday night when he makes his regular season debut with the Philadelphia 76ers. Read more: abcnews.link/rd8eTxA
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JPMorgan has deposited $38 million with the Central Bank of Nigeria as it moves closer to securing a banking license in Africa’s most populous nation. Read more: bloom.bg/4ivgnmD 📷: Getty Images
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“Dangerous Love. Beware, Men!”, Soviet anti-alcohol poster (1987)
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EXTENSION OF THE NOVEMBER 2026 ATP EXAMINATION REGISTRATION DEADLINE CLE values stakeholder feedback and remains committed to responsive and stakeholder-centred service delivery. Following feedback from ATP candidates, CLE has extended the registration deadline for the November 2026 Advocates Training Programme (ATP) Examination to Tuesday, 27th October 2026. All candidates are advised to complete their registration within the extended timeline. For enquiries, email [email protected] and indicate your candidate registration number in the subject line. For more information, visit cle.or.ke/notices #CLE #ATPExaminations #StakeholderEngagement #LegalEducation #November2026ATP
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Bro on 04/10/2026, just 2 weeks ago you lied you practice medicine in UK as a cardiologist, I searched your name on GMC register and KELVIN MUGAMBI MAINA doesn’t exist on the register, so how did you achieve this mate?
Ati hakuna kitu najua? Have you ever been outside the country? I practice both in Kenya and Uk🤣. There's nothing about UK you can ever tell me about retard
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Abraham Shakespeare won a $30 million lottery jackpot in 2006. Three years later, the money was gone, and so was he. He had worked washing dishes and on garbage trucks in Lakeland, Florida. After the win, he paid off mortgages for family, friends, and some complete strangers. “I really would like my old life back,” he said. Among the new friends was Dee Dee Moore, who offered to manage his money. In a home video, she asks whether he’s tired of people asking him for money. “They don’t take no for an answer,” he replies. He was last seen in April 2009 but wasn’t reported missing until November. In January 2010, police found his body under a concrete slab in Moore’s backyard. Prosecutors say she tried to convince his mother he was still alive, arranging a phone call with someone posing as him. Her ex-husband testified he dug a hole with a backhoe at her request. Then came the forged letter to his mother, supposedly written by Shakespeare. He was illiterate. Informant Greg Smith secretly recorded Moore. He testified she told him to burn the body and gave him a list of supplies, including kerosene. On tape, she also discussed a plan for another man to take the blame for about $50,000. Moore maintains she is innocent. She faced a mandatory life sentence. He escaped poverty for three years, surrounded by people who all wanted a piece of him. The one who offered to protect his money was the one burying him in her yard. Was it the lottery that killed him, or the trust he placed in the wrong person?
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Experience is better than knowledge.
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"Because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex and Albert, they can't see shiny things." ~H.E SIFUNA 2026
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66 years ago, Charles Mingus's "Charles Mingus Presents Charles Mingus" was recorded. A Candid album with Eric Dolphy, Ted Curson and Dannie Richmond. Tight quartet playing, and one of the sharper political statements in Mingus’s catalog.
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Replying to @Asamoh_
Wacha kujifanya haujaona hii... @edwinsifuna is anointed! Zoea rais wako wa sita!!!!
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Happy Mashujaa Day to all our clients, colleagues, and friends #MashujaaDay2026
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“Above all, do not lie to yourself.” - Dostoevsky
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