Amir Aghelnejad

Kinda sick of seeing pictures of protesters and pigs hugging like couple of drunk frat boys. #ACAB #1312

As everything slowly opening up again, please be safe and stay away from the buffets at your local orgies.

What’s up with pigs being all over social media, acting all sexy and shit. I don’t get it. #acab #1312

I feel like #covid19 is gods way of punishing me for always being so self-centred.

This is just from wear and tear. @beatsbydre are absolute garbage. Very disappointed.

As I was trying to figure out what to listen to a helicopter went by. Say no mo fam Ghetto Bird by Cube it is.

When I walk by street donation people I normally pretend to be on the phone and they leave you alone. However I just got taken off guard so no time to take my phone out so I pretended to be talking to myself. It was funnier for me and just like that a new Amiressy gag was born.

The greatest joy in life is 15 free mins on a parking meter.

This whole no negativity shit online is going well. Just wrote a paragraph comment on a status that got under my skin, caught myself and deleted it without sending itand then ran to tell randoms about it on Twitter for some reason.

I’ve decided from this moment forward I am only going to have positive interactions on social. Only positive comments. Only kindness. I am gonna try anyways...

I’ve lost my glasses and I feel like you should be paying for my new pair, but too lazy to start a fund me site. Just give me some cash next time you see me. Thank you.

Is it me or is @realDonaldTrump a poop head?

Every time I see @realdonaldtrump on TV, I expect him to randomly yell, "Live From NY, It's Sat night live" and we all laugh.

I am a Dead Again Atheist. #atheist

I dreamt that I bought "the new" #Snapcase LP from #starbucks. I think the universe is trying to let me know how much of a sellout I am.

At shoe store. Wife: you like these shoes? Me: like the one one the left and hate the ones on the right? Wife: but those are mine.#wife

Just got an idea for my next short film. It's a funny one. At least @DakotaDaulby will think so.

I've lost another pair of sunglasses. 3rd Rayban in a row.

Forgot all about tweeter. Anyone still out there?