Tea drinker. Author. Pro Knitter. ALL THE HIDDEN MONSTERS & ALL THE LOST SOULS out now - @chickenhsebooks. Rep: @LydiaRSilver

Salford/Manchester/UK
Joined April 2009
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Neurotypicals: “I do a little bit every day.”  ADHDers: I do absolutely nothing for 11 days, then complete everything in one terrifying 9-hour burst that scares the dog.
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adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time
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I've helped a man find a pair of matching socks for a date and a lady locate the right bottle of wine in her 'regift cupboard' one christmas 😅 I LOVE this app, it's so cool
OMG I’m downloaded an app called Be My Eyes, where blind people can call and they can ask anything like if an outfit matches or food is in date. And I just got my first call!! A lady in US asked if she’d bought the right jam. She had. She was lovely. That’s so fcking cool!
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"why didn't you just start earlier" because "earlier me" was a completely different, more optimistic person
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the amount of men asking "what if she gets her period and starts a war" about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.
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She’s using me for my average dick and minimum wage paycheck and undesirable physique
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Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???
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Amie Jordan retweeted
people losing their braincells bc they use ai instead of thinking by themselves VS me losing them in the old-fashioned way (depression)
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adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭
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Amie Jordan retweeted
Anyone else procrastinating reading even though they want to read? Does that make sense?
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Amie Jordan retweeted
The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books. She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built. Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included. Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million. In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes. Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Except it wasn't plagiarism. This really does need hammering into people's skulls until the furniture starts moving. Arday's thesis contained citation and attribution errors. They were investigated. The plagiarism allegation was not upheld. The university concluded they were consistent with honest and reasonable error. You are allowed to think the errors were serious. You are allowed to think the investigation was too forgiving. You can even spend the rest of your natural life squinting furiously at footnotes if that brings you spiritual fulfilment. What you cannot do is take an allegation that was investigated and rejected, strap a rocket to it, and announce that Arday was responsible for "objectively one of the most extraordinary cases of academic fraud ever." Academic fraud. Ever. Good God. We're now apparently placing some disputed citations in a 400-page doctoral thesis somewhere between Piltdown Man and fabricating an entire research programme. This isn't scepticism. It's not even cosplay prosecution. The story has mutated through repetition from "there are citation problems here" into "historic fraud scandal", because a certain section of the internet has decided that saying something with increasing confidence eventually makes it true. It doesn't. You don't get to replace the findings of an actual misconduct investigation with whatever lurid version of events has been fermenting in your group chat. Get a grip.
When you go beyond saying the coverage was wildly disproportionate & partly motivated by racism & politics, & start saying "the story should never have been Arday" (objectively among the more extraordinary cases of academic fraud ever), you just hand the racists an easy win.
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Me: I don’t want to fuck around and get nothing done today My brain: Fine, we’ll compromise by fucking around and getting nothing done today
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please. and stop undermining fiction. you’re not better than a fiction reader because you read ‘how to get rich in 10 days’
Read books. Fun books, fantasy books, sad book, scary book, thrilling books, books for kids, teens, babies, logical books. Please just read.
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If abortion is murder, then letting your child die of a preventable disease because you refused to vaccinate them should be too.
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i know she's 30 or whatever but where are her parents
holy fuck this is probably the most triggering music video I've ever seen #thinspo
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can we normalize cancelling plans because you feel fat as fuck
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Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse
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nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.
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