Advanced cancer is like SkiFree. No matter which route you take down the mountain, the big robot guy eats you in the end.

I’m dying actually. Soon. Update: facebook.com/imteamamy/posts…

Lucozade Raspberry Sport is the champagne of juices.

Bowels stopped again. Arghhhhhh

Tonight I’m making Greek salad with chicken skewers. Marinading as we speak. Being able to eat again is such a blessing!

Fell asleep so hard to that new Netflix show about the people who built a city in Oregon. It’s good but I was tired. A good TV nap is hard to beat

I made it to Next

Tonight my employer @blubolt is kicking off an initiative to raise money for @Bowel_Cancer_UK @bowelcancer and I’m so proud. More details: blubolt.com/fundraising/

Operation gain weight. Need my leg and back muscles to come back!

What do British people eat for Easter? Ham?

Looking for a good, true yellow eyeshadow. Anyone have any ideas?

On to Lonsurf!

Oncology appointments require 2 diazepam 🤪

I can finally do the hot dogs or legs thing. Why do women strive for this?!

A proper update about my most recent and probably intense bout of ileus: facebook.com/imteamamy/posts…

Coming on Twitter to brag how well I’m sleeping at 2am kind of undermines the point. But wow. Sleep without a distended abdomen is unbelievably comfortable.

Lost a point somewhere 😂

My stoma is working!!!!!!!!!!