Guess who just broke past the 200lbs lost line. 🤌😍. I never imagined I would look like this. Diet and exercise works. – at Portland, OR

Just cleaning a little dust and cobwebs outta this profile. I hope everyone is good! I've been having a blast.

Like my buddy @wfarr, I’m also an ex-Herokai now. Taking the summer off and will find a new thing later 🤣💜 I’ll miss all my friends who are still there. I’ll wish you all the best from the sidelines now.

Y’all don’t even know. lmao. 💸💸💰💰

Lost my dad last week. Someday I hope we find some magical solutions for addiction. Thanks for my name, dad. Love ya forever.

Just noticed the fire hydrant outside my house is from 1944.

Kinda missing twitter these days. What’s up around here?

Feeling that “it’s been too damn long since I’ve seen a coworker” melancholy today. I missing quarterly offsites deeply rn. 💜

It’s funny how many poeple think I work on infra software because I like infra. Quite the opposite, friends 😂. I hate it and wish stuff was better for us all.

I’m very excited to announce some changes at Heroku: blog.heroku.com/next-chapter We’re planning to be around for another decade+ and I couldn’t be more excited for our future.

I kind of really enjoyed this read: 7 Critical Thinking Barriers and Ways To Crush Them - Durmonski.com durmonski.com/self-improveme…

Banks that are pretty terrible with human customers: Chase & Bank of America. Just incase you were curious.

I got to be a pirate with one of my best friends today. 😍😍

I had the most amazing night at @kobier ‘s wedding. I love love love how magical he and Kim made everything. Thanks for the extra amazing lifelong memories. 😍