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amber

@ambpersand

Like that girl you used to know, but worse. Failing at original romance over at @asnoweauthor.

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Joined August 2009
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them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little sex pollen, right? Happy Advent! archiveofourown.org/works/60…
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As always, a huge thanks to everyone who nominated me, and to @ldymusyc for continuing to run such a delightful tradition.
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it's time
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I can usually ignore small typos, but come on
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reading a published romance novel where the author uses the word "unalived" in a serious context
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.@rensaxon16 Oct 2024
Sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot." Sorry again.
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fandoms are so serious nowadays like girl we are playing make believe we are inventing scenarios we are making our dolls kiss relax and have some whimsy
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Anyone want age gap / older Draco with a beard? 👀 (If anyone wants to drabble, feel free!)
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Mab 🍄 - posting on ig and ao3 (@catmintandthyme) profile pictureMab 🍄 - posting on ig and ao3@catmintandthyme3 Oct 2024
You know what? I just realised I’ve never drawn Draco with a beard 🤔
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the only non romance book I will be reading this year
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i could work. or I could export and update all my reading data for the last nine years into storygraph instead
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happy raccoon day to all who celebrate
Why you should have a Raccoon (@ShouldHaveRacc) profile pictureWhy you should have a Raccoon
@ShouldHaveRacc30 Sep 2024
Guess what day it is tommorow... 🦝👀
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are you gonna sink your fangs into my neck or what bro
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We really do need to bring old fandom terms back. Especially squick. You can dislike something without accusing the creator of being morally bankrupt.
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wrap it up folks this is The Tweet
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man cannot live on bread alone but have we tried a steady diet of secret pining
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-secret pining (i've wanted you for so long its a part of me now) -when character A notices or calls out something that character B didn't realize they were doing (the Mortifying Intimacy of Being Seen) -confessions in the heat of the moment (there's no derailing this train)
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I can keep going all day: -the inherent sexual tension of one character stopping what they're doing to help/show another how to do something -when a character slips up and starts to reveal something, then a distraction pops up -rolled sleeves and glasses. thats it thats the tweet
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“It would have been better if—” no “Update soon I cant wait any longer” no “This is too short” no “I dont like—” no no no no no
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@wwxwashere12 Sep 2024
don’t make me tap the sign
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Did I love the book? Yes. Do I remember anything about it? Lmao no.
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great news: two weeks after getting COVID and ending up in the hospital, my husband is well enough to go back to normal activites hilarious news: upon returning to work today, he has a coworker who's wife reads dramione and said coworker is now trying to figure out my username
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