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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedOct 30

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned1h

...Talk to me, cherie? What's wrong?

𝓟𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿.@thuscaniine1h

because astronomy isn’t something i’m … fond off.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned1h

And how will you ever learn if you don't do it yourself? I can help you.

𝓟𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿.@thuscaniine1h

… you wanna’ do my homework ?

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned1h

Which makes it even better! I have been looking quite forward to it! Today's subject is the connection between the stars & worldy happenings.

𝓟𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿.@thuscaniine2h

lovely ? … she has astronomy today.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned2h

What's so sad about it? Another lovely day incoming!

𝓟𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿.@thuscaniineNov 3

she’s sadly awake.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned3h

You can scan my mind & all. I do not harbour any ill intentions, mademoiselle. I only wish to help.

·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ 𝓢𝘦𝘯𝘢@lumocios3h

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ —— that’s suspicious. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned3h

How would a bed magically disappear if someone didn't steal it? I do not know of a bed that walks away!

·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ 𝓢𝘦𝘯𝘢@lumocios3h

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ how did you know someone stole it .ᐣ i didn’t mention that part. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned3h

Indeed! I can think of nothing more romantic, non? Sooooooo. Have you & Minister Granger..?

Luna L. —@0fWhimsicalStar3h

Lovemaking, yes. It is beautiful as the starry night.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned4h

Bottom in the wonderful relationship of tops & bottoms, mademoiselle Lovegood!

Luna L. —@0fWhimsicalStar4h

Bottom of what?

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned5h

It seems that everyone in Hogwarts loves to act like a bottom!

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned6h

Why does professor Snape not look as angry as she did before? The proverbial stick up her ass seems shortened!

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned17h

Both, probably? I would eat pineapples as they taste sweet & I've heard they make you sweet. Humans feel a little too mushy for me.

𝓐storia 𝓖reengrass@RegalBlossomNov 3

oh because of the acid? so if you were a pineapple would you eat humans or pineapple? which one would count as cannibalism?

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnaligned17h

I wonder where the elves get all the chicken in Hogwarts? Perhaps 'tid another proposal I can offer Mademoiselle Granger.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

( Surely all the fluff shared between the two won'r result in her being left behind, non? That this... at least friendship would be something of a permanent fixture in her life. Char was never the type of person to want to be selfish & cling, but if there was one feeling —

𝓟𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿.@thuscaniineNov 2

Replying to @thuscaniine

“ … you are too .”

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

— that she wanted to keep, it would be this one. The fairied lights of Hogsmeade came to, and her eyes were bewildered just by how gorgeous it must be to stay here. The warmth bounced to & fro whilst the streets were alive with chatter from students & residents. ) —

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

— Suddenly you doubt my ability, amie? I will have you know that if there is one thing I am, it is ambitious. ( A sly wink, a gentle nudge. ) I—... am I the only person you've done all this with? Speaking as... friends, of course.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

I would like to be a pineapple. Did you know that pineapples can technically eat the human body? I find nothing more romantic than that in life.

𝓐storia 𝓖reengrass@RegalBlossomNov 3

no it’s a tissue. we would have more in common with fruits when you compare the skin and the peel or rind. if you were a fruit what would you be? i would like to be a strawberry or a raspberry.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

Is the skin not a shell of some form?

𝓐storia 𝓖reengrass@RegalBlossomNov 3

humans unfortunately don't have shells.

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

Well, what is the difference between humans & snails?

𝓐storia 𝓖reengrass@RegalBlossomNov 3

. . . i won't ick your yum!

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~ retweeted

UMAIR@meinkiakaruNov 2

FOMO (fantasies of making out)

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿 ~ 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 ~@ambitixnalignedNov 3

Why eat other humans when you can eat snails? 😁

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