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Amber

@amberschroederr

venmo: amber-schroeder13

 Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2012
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We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena
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Not the pizza man was living for the drama and the tea 🤭
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cam@CyLameron30 Jan 2023
if anyone is mad at me today i actually do not care and i’m honestly probably mad at you too so think on that
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Image from The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana)
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currently
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men will soft launch their gfs by publicly requesting $4.89 from them on venmo
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the unholy trinity
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my ideal sunday? nice big warm bowl of soup and some crusty bread and perhaps I don’t speak to a single soul all day
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Replying to @Grant56_ @w00t000
Happy ?
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In dark times, we look for the light
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every season is spooky season when you’re just kind of a nervous person
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no one: moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding
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Sorry for having the most beautiful cat to ever exist in the world
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A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press
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shut the fuck up
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@UberFacts8 Aug 2022
On average, people who get out of bed by 7 AM perform better at work, tend to be happier, less stressed, and thinner
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Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.
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in my pool noodle era (empty inside and floating around aimlessly)
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