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Someday everything is gonna sound like a rhapsody, when I paint my masterpiece.

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Joined April 2009
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shut the fuck up BILLY
Charlie Kirk talked profoundly about forgiveness; its power. I keep thinking about that today and what it means to rise in the face of the unforgivable.
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This is the worst time to be alive as a human I’d rather die from the common cold in 1928 than be fucking soft launched
Instagram now lets you blur people in your stories to help ‘soft launch’ a relationship The new AI tool lets you choose exactly how pixelated they are
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Huge cheers and standing ovation for Liam and Noel Gallagher after world premiere of “Don’t Look Back in Anger” as the brothers soak up the scene.
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no better visual explainer in the decline of film making of the past 20 years than this
Harry Potter 2001 vs 2026
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Dolly Parton sent hundreds of millions of books to children across the US for free... She was the closest thing to an angel we have ever had on earth....
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Shots like this are precisely the reason this movie has endured, despite being derided by newer generations as overly simple and not scary. It was a job for hire that Carpenter took extremely seriously, and it's a testament to how seriously he took filmmaking as an ART
this is one of the best shots in a movie ever
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sorry but if you use AI to help you write emails I fundamentally respect you less
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Americans were once members of a proudly literate society, but today, reading has declined across age groups, gender, and education levels. For The Atlantic’s August issue, @rosehorowitch explores the reading collapse—and its effects on civilization: theatln.tc/BYL9zqM8
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🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING — Goodbye Portugal!
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Author Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses AI and the future of America: "The fact that we have convinced ourselves that our future and our children's future isn't in our own hands is an abomination."
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LIFT IT UP ©️
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This belongs to all of us.
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CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️
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I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any
how do you drink Pepsi 🤔
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wake up, America. Iranians are not “animals.” Palestinians are not animals. immigrants are not animals. our leaders are teaching you to fear people with less power than you so we don’t all join forces to confront the people with MORE power than all of us
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We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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amy madigan cackling as she accepts her award is her second best oscar moment after this one
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Mostly wanted to say: if you're able to, kindly give what you can. May Allah (SWT) reward you docs.google.com/presentation…
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teenagers in 2012 were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school
Teenagers writing an essay in 2012 without ChatGPT
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just run this on TV every day lol
US declared war on Iran...
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