Woman, Mother. Will own it on the dance floor. Forever wanderer. Belongs in the country.
Joined September 2016
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Tough question I am asking myself right now: do I want a doughnut or do I want a tamale? #ilovefood
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When you get a lil’ too excited only to realize they’re talking about pizza. 😔 instagram.com/p/ChViUzHPkbjp…
If you’ve gotten a rando “oh sh@* …!” kind of text from me we tight! Just sayin.’ #mycrew #bloodmakesyourelatedloyaltymakesyoufamily
What level you at when you ask your partner if they “want this?” & they respond with a “Yes!” b4 they even know what IT is? Lmao #doyouwanttoplayagame #goals
About to head into Costco. Looking around…….maybe I’ll just take a nap in my car instead. 👍🏼 #notafanoftheholidays #ifitwerentforthekidsiwouldsleepthroughtheholidays
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Have you ever tried peeing while your 11 year old son plays his trombone outside the door? No? Just me? AWESOME!! #mumlife #lifewithapreadolescent #whatthe7hells
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If I don’t think & act like Olenna in my later years I don’t want to exist. #GoT Watching for the 1st time. S4E4 Tyrion better survive!!!!
RN I have 2 moods. Either ‘Waka Waka’ by @shakira or ‘Head Like A Hole’ by @nineinchnails. It’s a flip of the coin with what cha gonna get. #whatthe7hells
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Shopping for pants…..TFW you need a medium in the waist, but GIANT in the length. 😂😂Ugh…..
P.S. In case you don’t know, NEVER put a tall woman’s pants in the dryer. Your partner will thank you. #tallgirlproblems #helpaladyout