Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.

Joined March 2008
Amy Malkoff retweeted
Shoutout to the Christians who spent the week defending livestreaming a public execution then got up this morning and went to church.
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Jesus didn’t die for your sins and Moses didn’t part the Red Sea and there was no Adam and Eve or a Garden of Eden or a talking reptile. The good news? We can all grow up now and put away the childish things of religion.
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Amy Malkoff retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nothing in the world is satanic. that’s not a thing, at least for grownups.
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Break the Bro Code. That's the only way this changes.
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Cutting down/dismantling the tomato plants pre-storm is breaking my heart
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The triangle in the M*A*S*H theme song is doing a lot of heavy lifting #vintageskeets
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If you're struggling, people do make judgements about you and your competence, even if unspoken
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Never let your children near a Christian.
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"Person detected" and it's just my cucumber plant blowing in the wind
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I'm not even the main character in my own dreams
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We're really still referring to adult performers in 2026 as a "pop princess"? Somehow I've never heard any dude referred to as a "pop prince" (excluding, ya know, Prince)
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Medical/mental health practices should not have emails listed on their websites as a point of contact if they're going to not check or ignore them. Unprofessional at best, deadly at worst.
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Amy Malkoff retweeted
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Grey summer days are (still) depressing, but at least you can still wear sandals
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3 weeks from today! Friday, September 11. Join us in Beverly, MA for our first time at Off Cabot, right in the heart of Beverly (with a great food scene - come early for dinner!) See you there! thecabot.org/event/ball-in-t…
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3 weeks from today! Friday, September 11. Join us in Beverly, MA for our first time at Off Cabot, right in the heart of Beverly (with a great food scene - come early for dinner!). See you there! thecabot.org/event/ball-in-t…
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I'd like to see the Venn diagram of people who happily pay 4 figures to see a stadium show (or sport), but who balk about paying $35 for community theater or a performing arts center show. Without that $35 show, there IS no stadium show. Support local arts.
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We live in a world where butter exists, and that's pretty incredible
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I have really good hearing, I'm a musician with degrees, I still can only decipher about 50% of the words Stevie Nicks is singing 🤷🏼
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"Is it just me or is it starting to feel like fall, and...?" Me:
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