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If you defended or explained away any of Trump’s disastrous quotes, you do not get to attack Kamala’s tweet
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Okay, I love the Bernie memes, but there is no way I am the only person in America that saw Clinton clearly falling asleep during Biden’s speech. It was the best part of the entire ceremony and no one is talking about it
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The weirdest part of 2020 is that watching the Buckeyes has suddenly become more painful than watching the Browns?
What is this Twilight Zone and how do we get out?
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If one more person complains to me about how hard their job is without even pretending to acknowledge how overwhelmed and stressed I am, I may literally melt to the floor right in front of them
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I wore a mask in my own childhood home last night to help my at-risk parents put up the family tree because I can’t trust the people around me to take this seriously and keep me safe.
If you refuse to take this seriously or wear a mask, hear me out: it’s not all about you.
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Okay, I know I tweet about this every time I cycle back around to season 2, but The Injury is THE BEST episode of The Office. Period.
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Can we normalize replying to Instastories??
I just want to comment without being creepy or “sliding into the DMs” 🙃
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My body is so confused on what season this is supposed to be. My house is decorated for fall, I’m watching Hallmark Christmas movies, and I’m wearing shorts and a tank top with the windows open🤔
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They continue to reiterate how crucial the “college educated women” vote is tonight, especially in Ohio, and that is really just something to be proud of.
Just imagine how proud our grandmothers & great grandmothers would be
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Kid in cafeteria when he sees lasagna for lunch: “but it’s Taco Tuesday?”
Me: “no buddy, it’s only Monday”
Him quietly and very sadly “but... I wanted it to be tacos”
Me too kid 😂
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Things I wish guys in big yee yee trucks around here would learn: there’s a difference between the road noise of oversized tires & the sound of cupping bc you’re under inflating your tires and/or not rotating them 🤗
But I’m just a girl, what do I know
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Quote from a little girl today as some girls were playing teacher:
“I’m the teacher bc I’m beautiful and Miss Maier is always beautiful”
😭😭😭
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The last time the #Browns were 4-1, I wasn’t even a year old. I’ve literally been rooting for a losing team my entire life. Y’all better not start bandwagoning. We’ve been waiting for this 😂
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The fact that people truly think teachers “want” hybrid/remote learning because it’s “less work for us” is absolutely baffling to me
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Dating in 2020 is the worst bc when you play the “what’s the worst that could happen?” game before agreeing to a date, the answer is “I could contract a life threatening illness and die.”
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The announcer just used “utter domination” and “Browns” in the same sentence.
Truly the best part of 2020
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I’m really bothered that people are outraged over a football mom’s “right” to not follow clearly stated rules after multiple requests to comply but aren’t outraged at a woman’s right to sleep peacefully in her own bed.
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