@alvaro_coded

esteemed actor

 New York, NY
hotgirljennifer.substack.com
Joined November 2023
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she’s an office siren and i’m just a bedroom goblin. she’ll never see me
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a heart like cynthia. beauty like porsha. zeal like nene. wit like phaedra. warmth like sheree. power like kandi, and stardom like kenya.
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and a charming speech impediment like marlo
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okay yayyyy. next time i have my friends over we will have something to discuss. usually just quiet
Tansu Yegen
@TansuYegenJul 10
An octopus wine decanter turns pouring into a conversation piece.
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maddie’s secret is this decade’s Girls Who’s Gonna Be Okay movie . this is good . i want more girls to be okay
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i am so honored
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So I’m the one who took the best film photos on fire island
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Boy (@alvaro_coded) reads Baudrillard’s “America” (not performative) on Fire Island beach, June 2026
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this girl from my middle school commented on another girls selfie on instagram saying “OMG stop this is literally ruining my self of steam”
silver fox@letterfoxdJul 1
i have this same list
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this is you begging??? you can do better than that👄 signed, single bisexual woman who thinks you’re cute.
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im having an adult moment where i’m like “i don’t think gracie is an amazing artist” but i also feel no need to demolish her online for nothing other than attention
kunty orbjärb@kuntyorbjarbJun 26
“act normal or end gracie abrams” me:
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everyone in nyc very skinny!!!!! loved here five years just noticed this
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Promising Young Woman is an amazing movie and i’m glad it’s getting love😍 so much color, so much whimsy, so much risk-taking. this is why fennel is unbeatable
h.@bettesfilmsJun 25
i will never get over how beautiful this film is, i want to live in it
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the older i get the more i’m like— “wait why did this these things ever bother me??” much love to my elderly folks
LT Jonathan Kendrick
@PlisskenPatriotJun 17
Inherently millennial phenomena: • axe-throwing • cards against humanity • self-deprecating jokes • drinking IPAs • breweries instead of bars • “we are young forever” slop music • those burger joints (we all know) • curse words on menus • saying “adulting” What else?
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i love my social worker barista. she will go far
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my coworker just told me she’s going to vermont to spread her grandmother’s ashes in a graveyard which to me is the quirkiest thing i’ve ever heard
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DOES IT NOT SEEM LIKE PRODUCTION HAD A HUGE MALFUNCTION HERE
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i wrote a substack article about this ! Survivor has a Problem becuz no one knows what being an under dog means anymore so they’re trying to create one synthetically by churning and twisting the game— just let Cool People Win!!
Vulture
@vultureMay 14
Last night, ‘Survivor 50’ revealed that it has officially twisted itself into an unsatisfying winner. vulture.com/article/survivor…

Oh My God, It’s Her?

Survivor 50 has twisted itself into a no-win position.

vulture.com
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