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chic. mysterious.

Here and there
Joined March 2011
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– at Lyon, France
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I was NOT prepared for that final reveal.
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I lived in Germany for 6 months. This isn’t an exaggeration at all. A lot of people there really are like this.
If you have German neighbors, you don't need enemies. 🏡
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Kodwa nabo 😂😭
This is the way to deal illegals and illegal constructions
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Yeah! I'm in Cape Town dreaming of being in Lagos with the stinky air, generator noise, and the worst quality of life in the world.
Lowkey, South Africans want to be Nigerians so bad.
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Botched and bothered.
Mihlali Ndamase has had enough of people calling her names and accusing her of getting a plastic surgery.
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A rat is a rat
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South Africa is for South Africans
America is for Americans
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I am being forced to know this person and angifuni
Social media personality Austin Mzukwa confronts the thief who stole his phone this past weekend. Although he managed to recover his phone, Austin says he is deeply hurt by the incident, especially because he sees the people he meets at groove as his own people.
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Some Rihanna fan out there is looking for a picture of Rihanna wearing leopard print rn.
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Interesting way to pick color for interior design
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Cape Town is full of Nigerians selling drugs,openly on the streets, in the CBD, in clubs and in the townships, day and night, while nothing is being done about it.
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Cape Town international airport at a stand still … taxi strike affecting even airports… no staff could arrive and entire system collapsed… where’s @Our_DA @geordinhl
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Again yes, Zanzibar has pristine beaches and beautiful turquoise waters, but it also has real homes and every day lives. Everywhere doesn’t look like a luxury resort. We should be more mindful. These are people’s homes, not just backdrops for your instagram dump.
"The internet lied about Zanzibar!" — Popular Guinness World Record holder Brian narrates what he ordered versus what he got. 😅
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CNN liberal heads explode after Caroline Sunshine defends the Trump Administration's policy to accept South African refugees. "They are African. Whether they are white or black, they are African. And for decades this country has taken in millions of refugees from Africa."
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New retail wing in Fourways Mall, valued at R100 million, is officially open👏 • The name of this wing is The View • Construction began: March 2026 • Location: corner of Cedar and Witkoppen Roads, Fourways Mall • New retailers include: Pantry (they’ve signed a 10-year lease), Tasha’s, George’s Grill, Fournos Bakery, Nonna’s Riviera, Nossa Casa, Mangwanani Spa, Popsicle Nails, The Piercery, The Glow Theory, Petworld, Liquor Lane, Clay Café, WorkShop17 co-working space and others. The new lease agreements cover 4 342 m² at an average rental of R201.80/m². Fourways Mall has come a long way and continues to do so. Not long ago, the centre faced a seriously uncertain future. Today, with vacancies reportedly down from 24% to 6.6% and tenant turnover up by 61%, the turnaround is becoming tangible. The View is an experience that shows how the centre is evolving its offering and giving people new reasons to visit and stay longer. I’m looking forward to seeing how this premium addition changes the dynamic at Fourways Mall and enhances the overall mall experience.
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Imagine doing door schedules for a house like this 😭
The most beautiful house ever.
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The most beautiful house ever.
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Trevor Noah is the greatest export we ever made, just listen to how he answered the “White Genocide” question on this interview, such a true patriot of the country. 🙌🏾🇿🇦.
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Meet Nigerian scammers who impersonates YouTubers like @MrBeast, @airrack, and even @NanoBaiter.
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“I’m Tired Of Seeing White Box Houses Because They Don’t Work For Us! Nigerians, We Need To Design Houses That Suit Our Climate, Lifestyle And Heritage. We Can’t Keep Importing Architectural Designs From Cooler Countries And Replicating Them In Tropical Nigeria, Then Expecting Them To Be Comfortable. Here Are Some Practical Tips For Designing Homes That Suit Our Climate And Lifestyle, Especially In Lagos.” ~ Nigerian Architect Speaks Out
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