Why your Broker takes weekends off — and why that's the best part Markets are closed. Stock price feeds went stale at Friday's close. So this weekend, if anyone — us included — tries to trigger the engine, the contract answers with one word: BadFeed. Refused. That's not downtime. That's the machine protecting you. The Booster will not spend a single wei at a price it can't verify is fresh. No stale quotes, no guesswork, no "close enough." If the market isn't awake, your money doesn't move. This rule isn't a server setting someone could flip — it's written into the contract itself, and nobody has the keys to override it. Not even us. We literally tried to poke it today. It told us no. Meanwhile, nothing is lost. Every fee earned over the weekend piles up inside the Booster. Monday, the moment feeds go live again, the first poke sweeps the entire weekend stack into stock buys at real, fresh prices — one oversized Monday distribution instead of three days of blind ones. And here's the part we love: poke() is permissionless. Monday morning, anyone can be the one who wakes the machine up. First fresh feed, first caller, the whole weekend buffer moves. A machine that refuses to trade blind, hoards the weekend, and lets anyone ring the opening bell. Banker's hours. Broker's discipline. booster: robinscan.net/address/0x7bAf…