Meg Eteve

@iammikeysanchez Try as you might, Mikey, but I doubt even that will give you any satisfaction.

You had me at 'Ben'. And I only crushed on that boy in the 3rd grade bec he was the 1st in class with the Bad cassette tape. Goodbye Michael

How twit it is to be loved by you.

thinking of tearing my throat out for good.

Almost nothing comes close to the kind of irritation a constant drip can be.

wishes she was not doing anything.

I'm smelling like creamed mushrooms and chorizo de bilbao. God I'm making myself hungry.

I prefer salted butter on my bread.

has been online for far too long. My back's about to give up on me. And now twitter. What the hell did I just do?