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mostly jokes, harrassing government officials, and nerding out
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I got bullied in 4th grade because I collected Naruto cards and was nonverbal. When I got to 5th grade, I was talking a lot more and my teacher got the whole class Naruto card packs and binders.
Seeing how much traction Naruto gets even today always brings a tear to my eye
The Shane Gillis “controversy” really shows how liberals lose traction every few months in real time
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 16, 2026, Hal Jordan, the first Green Lantern from Earth, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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Hey @grok, if I put dyed diesel in a pickup truck, how long into the future will that truck test positive for using the untaxed fuel, and therefore be subject to fines for evading the tax after this executive order expires?
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BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post frames a self-posted satirical video as "BREAKING" news of a real kidnapping accusation and "digital waterboarding." The creator filmed a joke skit with a Flock camera he states he legally acquired.
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important to remember the most malignant people with the worst opinions are the most vocal and the most online. that’s why this place feels like a swamp. it’s one of the last vestiges of anonymity on the internet. good people exist and while lots are on here, many are not
My wife will criticize movies like “Once upon a time in Hollywood” and say it’s just for men to swing their dicks around (not wrong BUT) then have the audacity to put the WICKER movie on the fridge calendar an hour later
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Why. The FUCK DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT! TO APPLY TO A JOB! FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT AND A PIN AND A PASSWORD AND A USERNAME AND THE PASSWORD HAS TO HAVE X Y AND Z!!!
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Damn the Resident Evil movie was fucking awesome
It felt like playing RE2 for the first time
But Zach Cregger I need you to reshoot & rerelease the film in a week:
Keep the major story beats, but this time Austin Abrams knows where the key items are & carries a rocket launcher
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played this on my birthday as a kid not seeing any previews or trailers for this game and this opening blew me the fuck away
