@alphascum
Instagram.com/alphascum
Joined January 2012
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fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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𓏲🪽@nymphejpgOct 20
every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this
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frye
@___fryeOct 21
it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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i could survive the electric chair . i think the electric currents through my brain might actually make me normal
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Chris@citehchrisOct 7
she’s like if a beautiful woman was my big dawg
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g@34rthsOct 5
I will not elaborate because I also have no idea what I just said
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s@s4xexOct 5
im going to orochimaru bye
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todo lo q me pasa es por culpa de riot games
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lobunny@whinybunnnyOct 3
it probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with a stanley
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 30
i am so done with character development where is my beach episode
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Tal vez la vida es un examen Chūnin y yo soy Naruto
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the unfortunate part about repressing traumatic memories so you don’t have to deal with them is eventually you have to deal with them but now the memories are so hazy that you cant remember exactly happened and that on its own will haunt you
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gracias dios por darme las mejores batallas pero esto no es naruto shippuden y yo no soy naruto
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✶@suwibi_nSep 21
i prefer to say "if i die" rather than "when i die" just to keep people on their toes in regards to my mortality
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i have large chunks of time missing from my memory but it’s probably because those were just really boring periods where nothing interesting happened. right
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It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTDSep 18
I AM ADDICTED TO MY SELF ADMINISTERED PUNISHMENT. NOBODY TEACHES ME A LESSON LIKE I DO. I LIKE WHEN I MAKE IT HURT.
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Kamo@KamoportalSep 18
when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me
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Meg@megannn_lynneSep 15
[talking to myself] Please don’t start with me right now.
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