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Lake District, England
Joined June 2011
Breaking news from the Lake District. The sun has been spotted. We can confirm it is round, bright, and slightly confusing to local farmers who haven’t seen it since for months. No special equipment needed. Just step outside, squint a bit, and pretend you remember what warmth is
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To be fair, the Basecamp Farmshop makes some pretty delicious sausages 😂
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Merry Christmas Twitterverse youtu.be/7mfGhmsmyro 🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙
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Four sleeps to go! 🎅🎄 Lorna and Queenie aren't sure what they want for Christmas... Give them a hand and leave some suggestions in the comments! 👇 Get yours here! 👉 alpacalyeverafter.co.uk/prod…
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Four sleeps to go! If you still have a few gifts to buy then don't worry! You can still get our gift vouchers as instant downloads, and get your loved ones an awesome experience with even awesomer alpacas and llamas! 🦙 Get yours here! 👉 alpacalyeverafter.co.uk/prod…
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Hagrid’s joke of the day 😂😂😂 #alpacas #funnyanimals
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Don’t worry kiddo, have a lie in 😴… #alpaca #funnyanimals #babyanimals
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Dave...did your mum cut your fringe?
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Squirrel: This is not snacks. This is grass. I already have grass. Why would I want more grass? What where you thinking? Leave this place and do not return. Us: ...Sorry Squirrel.
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What is the fastest growing organism on the planet? Billy's Teeth. It's just Science. 🤷
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