I delete 91% of my tweets.

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Joined April 2013
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I would love to see this happen. In the meantime, #UnfollowFuckJerry as @ColinHanks advises.
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#bonjourhi The new, government-endorsed version, without the "hi" irritant.
Sorry, @CaleyVanular, but I have final authority on this decision, and as a result of that, I have decided that we will not be your client.
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No offense, but @CaleyVanular studied communications and is an EDITOR and spells "Premiere" as "Premire"?
Then Elysia wondered out loud why no one was retweeting this immediately at 4am ;) xitter.cf/elysiarotaru/status/73…
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Hey, you're probably a good person to ask, @davidlebovitz -why do YOU think people in Paris (or France) are thin, despite sugary/bread diet?
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Secured! The last copy of My Paris Kitchen in the bookstore! Made my week @davidlebovitz --but wish I were in Paris.
I seriously never realized a person could be SO funny until I saw @chrisdelia on @midnight tonight.
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.@Victor_Lucas Hey, great talking to you on the flight the other day. Enjoy the travels!
Replying to @mediocrefilms
Yes, agreed. @mediocrefilms definitely deserves more fame and accolades. ...And, fuck it, why not more money, while we're discussing it.
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Why can't more people be quick-witted/smart like @moshekasher ? I mourn the world's intelligence decline. I'd buy shares in him, if I could.
I would rather reformulate String Theory than try to engage in rational discourse with certain stupid people.
I'm so greatful to @Jacksfilms and You're Grammar Sucks, because now I no that "your" is not a word and your never supposed to use "your".
@WBroadwayMeatCo But why is no one talking about all the poor little vinyls that perished to make the other people's shoes?
Why are Champagne Breakfasts so cherished, yet double Jack Daniels and Coke Breakfasts given disapproving looks?
#FinaleAtVIFF People who want to receive direct/private messages, you need to FOLLOW them in order to receive messages.