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Allyson

@allyson_cooper

You can call me Al

Joined September 2010
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Save my streak, @duolingo !! The app keeps telling me I’m offline, both on WiFi and cellular. This is happening to my friends as well. Please help me, Duo!
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Just a reminder that every Florida Man starts off as a Florida Boy. #Idalia
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You mean to tell me that after five years and countless burnt meals there actually is a battery in my smoke detector?
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Jarvis Moss. More goosebumps.
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I’m 30 seconds into Swamp Kings and I already have goosebumps.
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I miss summer.
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“I don’t get the joke but I think it’s funny” -My mom
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The guy on the plane next to me has a cooler labeled “lobsters and gel pack” Are these lobsters alive?? And, if so, can I see them??
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My mom to me, just now while on vacation- “Do you have my high school yearbook?”
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First graders have discovered Rick Astley. This is not good.
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Do dungeons have to be underground?
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I’ve played nothing but Taylor Swift the last two weeks and yet the song stuck in my head is The Cheese Tax.
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Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?
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A guy is biking with bunny ears… I love the festive spirit but wrong holiday, my dude.
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There’s a plumber in my house and I can’t find him…
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Gal: I’m from Boston Guy: Boston is a shitshow Gal: Oh you’ve been there? Guy: No, but I’ve seen The Departed
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I’m begging you, @netflix, please turn off Autoplay after Headspace Guide to Sleep. Last night I was startled awake by the preview to RV. I put Headspace back on but 90 minutes later I was jolted awake by Turbo.
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Do you know how jarring it is to wake up next to a supercharged snail? I’ve been up since 3:30.
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Also, neither of these are on My List. Just because I’m watching Drive to Survive doesn’t mean I am into all things automotive.
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