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Joined March 2010
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having a midterms watch party tonight in ottawa, ontario.
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seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now
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Canadians waking up this morning. 🇨🇦🇪🇺
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dude thinks he’s Tony stark but he’s really Mr bean
How shitt faced on drugs do you have to be to actually humiliate yourself on camera like this ?
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Cancer surgeon here. People like to point out that childfree women have a slightly increased risk for breast cancer without mentioning they have ZERO risk for: - Perineal tears + fecal incontinence - Preeclampsia - Amniotic fluid embolism  - Bladder, uterine, or rectal prolapse - Diastasis recti - Peripartum cardiomyopathy - Postpartum depression - Chronic pain from pelvic nerve damage Stop shaming childfree women and start appreciating that families come in many flavors.
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european heatwave this, european heatwave that bitch it’s 38° outside because you can’t stop using fucking chatgpt every five minutes
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they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen
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Yup
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I’ll never forgive society for taking away plastic bags and plastic straws just to turn around and allow boomers to destroy the planet making cartoon AI versions of themselves on Facebook all day long
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Your job is not foreign policy, nor do Ontarians give a rat's ass about your bizarre obsession with alcohol. They want to know what's on your cell phone. They want to know why you're ruining public education and healthcare. They want their groceries and rent to be affordable.
I’ll be joining CNN’s @wolfblitzer at 11:30 AM to make clear that the only way for the U.S. to get its alcohol back onto Ontario shelves is to drop its tariffs on Canada.
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That one guy at NDP events:
Caleb Hearon wears an “ICE OUT” pin at "The Devil Wears Prada 2" world premiere.
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The little 30 year old that could
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mentally i’m here
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A lot of girls learned early that the more feminine you are, the less you’re respected. It was never about pink. It was about the fear that being feminine meant being taken less seriously. Healing is realizing you can be feminine and still be untouchable. The day you realize that, you stop running from the girly things you denied yourself and start enjoying them like they were always yours.
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yall know i’m canada down
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I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court
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why do so many of you seem to yearn to live inside a dental clinic?
The Home Alone house, then and now
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Zohran Mamdani elected and Dick Cheney dead on the same day. What a time to be alive.
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