@allyelle

I really have a thing for cabbages. This is why I moved to Germany. Working at Field (no cabbage-related stuff) https://xitter.cf/t.co/aswYXw5eVP

 Berlin, mostly. Abuja, sometimes.
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I wonder how much money I could save if my personal life admin processes weren't ruled by inertia and vibes
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We are looking for FE developer and UX/UI designer to work with us at @fieldintel, dm me if you are interested. field.inc/team/frontend-deve… field.inc/team/ux-ui-designe…
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what sucks about remote work is that I can’t do this
2025/2026 EPL & PSL CHAMPIONS 💪🏾@_Sir_CharlesR12 Mar 2022
“Newly appointed Uganda police spokesman hits News reporter with a caterpult for asking irrelevant question.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
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need to find out more about this place
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It’s winter in berlin, the sun is out and I’m inside in a meeting. this is like working through an eclipse
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I love my trainer’s dog. this morning as we were all lying face down doing stretches, she came and lay perpendicularly across a few people’s backs. an odd and helpful queen
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I would die for this ride
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me and my girl rolling up to the party after wildly miscalculating a microdose
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Cabel Sasser@cabel25 Oct 2021
Watching these signs slowly evolve at my grocery store — some employee is learning UI design in real time
A sign that says “this cart will not go down the escalator. This cart will only go down the elevator.”

ALT A sign that says “this cart will not go down the escalator. This cart will only go down the elevator.”

A sign that says “Cart will not go down the escalator. Use elevator.” There is a yellow and green highlighter.

ALT A sign that says “Cart will not go down the escalator. Use elevator.” There is a yellow and green highlighter.

The third sign reads “elevator only “

ALT The third sign reads “elevator only “

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A bit of personal news - After 5 wonderful years at the BBC I'm going independent to work on longform documentary film projects as a (((freelancer))). Below is my old job. It was wonderful and fun and I'd be happy to answer any questions for colleagues who want to apply.
Vladimir Hernandez@vlad_hernandez_18 Aug 2021
🚨We're hiring! 🚨 Looking for a field producer in Kenya who's hungry to do impactful stories in East Africa with a high bar for quality journalism. Details here👇🏾 careerssearch.bbc.co.uk/jobs…
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hahaha the FAA really made a special effort to say ‘bitch no’ to bezos and branson. couldn’t have happened to a nicer couple of fellas
Action News on 6abc@6abc26 Jul 2021
The FAA has ruled that Bezos and Branson do NOT count as official astronauts after changing the definition of the term. 6abc.com/10910180/?ex_cid=TA…
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That guy.@Shutabug22 Jul 2021
Beyonce, Homecoming.
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kid in the apartment next door going absolutely spare. just screaming ceaselessly like it’s their job. very relatable
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quitting tech to set up grow houses in abandoned discotheques in france erictabuchi.net/filter/Photo…
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An admirably dour 1970s postcard of the Frankenwald motorway service station in Rudolphstein
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Bill gates in bed w on paper 18yr old smoking a fat blunt: u like Minecraft? I bought that, I own Minecraft now. The real magic is in the java version Girl in bed: wow that’s crazy papi I made a house out of dirt before so the zombies couldn’t get me Bill: nice
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how I would love the panacea of a hot sun right now. screeching insects and body temperature air. all I will get is a sun lamp. revolting.
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First time in years that I’ve spent all winter in germany and it’s unforgivably grim. the sun is mia. it’s 1 degree and it’s been dark outside since 4:15pm. please note this is “an improvement”
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fuck it, give me another year of lockdown
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