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Just like animals, humans have a mating season...it's called "College"

[L]iving [I]sn't [F]u*king [E]asy

Rhinos are just fat unicorns.

Her: Why can't fast food look as good as it does on the posters? Me: Bitch! you can eat Photoshop!

Stop reading this and go and have some sex.

The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.

If you brought a blind man to a woman's tennis match, I bet he would think he's at a porn filming.

I wish my grass was Emo, so it could cut itself.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelled backwards spells DESSERTS.

That feeling of EPICNESS When you draw a wicked strait line without a ruler.

Relationship = 1 girl + 1 dude + 1 EX trying to fu*k up everything.

Making sexual noises & saying stupid things when your friends are talking with their parents on the phone.

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says "no."

You're just like Mondays. Nobody likes you.

Holding your cat in the air while singing songs from "The Lion King"

Mission Impossible - plugging your phone into its charger IN THE DARK.

I want to refresh my mind. Delete all my problems, undo all my mistakes and saves all the happy moments.

That moment when you clean your glasses and suddenly everything is in fu*king high definition.

That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. :D