@allseeingeye

No.1 Kirkland “The Kirk” Lager fan conspiracy realist | techno savant | hyperpop evangelist

New York, NY
Joined November 2021
When are we getting an Alice Longyu Gao x Lady Gaga collab
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Got a lot done today. Sat down to do some more work I had been putting off. Learned that the key to formatting in Word is to put everything in a text box. Classic Microslop. Time to unwind with a Kirkland Lager.
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Bit of an off day to be honest. I guess we all have some of those. Started on some parts of a project that I’ve been putting off, though, which is a win. Can always end the day with a nice Kirkland Lager.
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Had a productive offsite where we discussed constructive feedback for the program. Should see some changes implemented within the next year. Back home with The Kirk - what a relief!
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At a retreat today. Unfortunately, couldn’t bring a can of The Kirk with me. Still thinking about it though… wish I could crack a cold one. Instead, taking a chance to appreciate the broad enjoyment of Kirkland Lager.
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Baked an apple pie with some of the apples from yesterday. No better pairing than a cold can of The Kirk.
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Went apple picking today, which was quite nice. Also tried apple cider donuts for the first time - a lot different from other donuts, but taste great and very soft! You might think apple cider would be the appropriate way to end the day, but I would counter with a can of The Kirk.
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I don’t support littering, but the sentiment is accurate re: drinking a cold can of Kirkland Lager
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Happy Friday! Mine was pretty good. Only bad thing was being stuck in traffic with someone playing music very loudly right behind me (subwoofer). Hope yours was good as well! Let’s all relax with a Kirkland Lager.
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Happy Thursday! Finished up most of the planning for an upcoming course. While it is a lot of work, I am actually enjoying it and hoping everyone learns something. Time to reward myself with a Kirkland Lager.
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Glad to be halfway through the week. Still working on that long-term project - slowly but surely. Enjoyed the rest of the evening with a cold can of The Kirk.
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Long Tuesday, which is pretty typical. Lot of meetings and lot of things to do. Making some progress on a long-term project. Time for everyone to enjoy a can of The Kirk.
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First cooler day of the season. Getting me excited for snowboarding in a few months! Imagining how good a can of The Kirk would be as a lift beer.
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Another rainy day inside. No better way to relax than with a refreshing, tasty can of The Kirk.
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Thankful that my neighborhood seems to have been spared the worst of this storm. Thinking of everyone who hasn’t been as fortunate. Some of the clips are pretty scary. If only we could all relax with a cold Kirkland Lager.
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Getting ready for the storm today. Had a big dinner with a lot of leftovers, which will be useful if there’s no power. Otherwise a moderately productive day, during which I listened to the first three TOOL albums. Speaking of threes… the final cans of The Kirk.
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Starting to become a Tool fan. Mostly the band, but also tools in general because they’re useful. Anyway, long day at work but got a lot done. It would be *unbelievable* to drink a Kirkland Lager while listening to Tool.
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Conducted some interviews today. Nothing more important than shaping the future of the field. Time to enjoy a can of The Kirk.
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Update for my followers, and all other fans of Kirkland “The Kirk” Lager. I have thought at length about what to do in light of Costco/Deschutes Brewery opting to stop production of Kirkland Lager. It saddens me that many others, not to mention myself, will no longer be able to enjoy a cold can of The Kirk after a long day or in celebration of a good one. It seems to me that the ideal outcome is resumption of The Kirk’s brewing. As the No.1 Kirkland “The Kirk” Lager fan, it is my solemn duty to advocate for and work toward this outcome. I believe the most effective way to accomplish the resumption of production is to continue posting Kirkland Lager content on a regular basis. I will preserve cans of The Kirk solely for this purpose. While I will not be able to truly enjoy a can with you all, I hope that my posts will, in some way, fill this Kirkland Lager-sized hole in our hearts. Hopefully, one day we can all enjoy a can of The Kirk together again. Here’s to the dream.
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Keeping it frosty ❄️ is what I WOULD say if the AC worked properly. Sadly, it instead produces gallons of water per day which drip into the kitchen. The underlying problem is pretty obvious, but for some reason nobody seems to care to fix it. Whatever. Enjoying a cold can of The Kirk from the fridge.
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Hope everyone had a good weekend. Had a nice dinner tonight with some family I haven’t seen in a while, which was a lot of fun! Ending the Sunday with a cold Kirkland Lager.
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