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Joined January 2015
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Promise Mascot Agency review: Absurdist management sim shows the makers of Paradise Killer are in the business of success. pc-gamer.visitlink.me/HeqX4f
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chiltonm 👁 retweeted
"The least amicable city council meeting you've ever attended and probably the best game you'll play this year." @allpalaces @pcgamer  ⁉️ Read more about Promise Mascot Agency @KaizenGameWorks  pcgamer.com/games/visual-nov…
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New on the site today, Maddi Chilton writes about Kingdom Come: Deliverance II and interacting with the past. Link below.
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writing since last update Mad Max game: chiltonm.bearblog.dev/mad-ma… sexy grandpa tier list: chiltonm.bearblog.dev/an-inc… romantasy beef: chiltonm.bearblog.dev/onyx-s… I demand creative control over Jude Law: unwinnable.com/2025/02/04/he… Sick cool bye again. find me on bluesky!
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If anyone was wondering yes I did receive so many texts on the day of Indy's transfer that I thought a family member had died. I have made my peace. Hope he's happy and healthy and doing what's best for him. fuck it up out there homie. MEME THREAD TIMEEEEE
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I do think objectively this one is funniest
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And of course my magnum opus. I cant even remember the original joke now. Thank you indiana vassilev for your service to the great city of St. Louis and for making my sense of humor even worse. A brave and honorable man!!
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We have acquired $1,000,000 in GAM from the Philadelphia Union in exchange for midfielder Indiana Vassilev. Thanks for everything, Indy. #AllForCITY

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chiltonm.bearblog.dev/2024-y… 2024 year in review 👁️👃👁️
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Reminder that you can read me on Mad Max and being half gay in the post-apocalypse!!!! totally free except for the last three paragraphs which are mostly me complaining about that one scene with pappagallo!!!!
Replying to @allpalaces
now (mostly) free to read on unwinnable dot com: unwinnable.com/2024/11/26/be… to read in full, please subscribe! support independent journalism! support me getting to send this shit to my editor totally unprovoked and getting paid for it!
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Oh this site Sucks sucks now lmfaooooo bye again!
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I been deleted this app showing up six days late with starbucks hello Indiana
ok who else got emotional over this? #AllForCITY
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I hate elon musk. I resent the rift he has drawn between me and this guy I dont know. One day he will answer for his crimes
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