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Did you know that the average household consumes up to 1000 RPCs per day?
#reduceWaste
Next time you're at the beach, look for the excess microservices littered in the sand. This is a haunting reminder of the devastating impact they have on our ecosystem.
Did you know that even though microservices are widely used in the software industry, only 20% of microservices are truly needed?
While not decomposing, microservices can wreak havoc on your social media platform. Tweets created through the use of microservices are consumed by human beings, many of them not even knowing it.
THE DANGERS OF MICROSERVICES: A THREAD.
Microservices are tiny services, as the name implies. The problem with microservices is that they do not break down into harmless modules. They can take hundreds or thousands of years to decompose. 1/n
MICROSERVICES ARE DANGEROUS!
When you divide your architecture into microservices, it blocks the natural flow of energy through your system. TOXINS build up with nowhere to go! Stick to healthy and natural monolith design.
When you put tests around your code, it stops TOXINS from naturally leaving it during development! This is one of the leading causes of system failures.
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Many web services use ENCRYPTION to artificially modify data. Use a natural alternative like pig Latin. m.wikihow.com/Speak-Pig-Lati… #webdev
I never use rigorously tested software with heavy production monitoring. It's so bad for you. Instead I just deploy fresh, untested software straight from the developer's machine.
Did you know that instead of buying proprietary software full of harmful chemicals, you can make your own at home using all natural ingredients like punch cards?
If only more software houses worked this way! Maybe we would still have the Great Barrier Reef. 🍀
Remember when we didn't have all of this over-processed code in our software? Remember the good old days when it was just raw ones and zeroes? All Natural Code remembers.
Like a lake, less activity brings clarity. De-stress your system by deleting all active processes. #mindfulness #cleancode
For maximum system health benefits, only consume raw, whole data files. Parsed data loses valuable benefits! #cleaneating #cleancode
Bug or accidental feature? Help bugs flourish in your #code by not testing it, and the features will write themselves! #guthealth #goodbugs
A beautiful and natural way to improve the health of your code - attach this Himalayan salt lamp to your workstation amazon.ca/Mountain-Gold-Appr…
Many web services use ENCRYPTION to artificially modify data. Use a natural alternative like pig Latin. m.wikihow.com/Speak-Pig-Lati… #webdev
What kind of artificial colours are hidden in your website? Do these colour names sound natural to you? #cleancode
Use it or lose it! Adding extra while and for loops increases circulation in your code, which is great for flushing out toxic bugs.
