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allison

@allisonshimes

small business owner | austin, tx

 should be in a psych ward
Joined June 2019
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i want to eat fruit in a bikini by the ocean and do nothing else
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Remember that no matter how much I like you, I like myself more. Even at my highest form of being obsessed with you, I’m still gonna choose myself if you not acting accordingly.
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here to report that unfortunately my mental health IS ten times better after working out :/
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This is Moose. He has been accused of stealing a carrot. Too bad there's no evidence to back that up. 13/10
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where do y’all find these jobs that pay well and not make you wanna die everyday lol
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so did everyone decide to get pregnant all at once orrrrrrr
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anyone that thinks it’s okay for a man to try and “breastfeed” a child is a predator and should be on every sex offender list
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No hesitation this hero saw someone drowning and jumped into action to save them  🙏🏻 🏊‍♂️
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tell me your government is in on it without telling me your government is in on it :-)
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@WallStreetMav11 Jul 2023
OMG 😳 What is going on there?
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kim f.@kferasol5 Jul 2023
the intimacy of "how did u know that?" "because i know you”. 🥺
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i hate when energy drinks are marketed toward men. what could they possible need energy for? telling lies??
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i just wanna feel like i’m doing something with my life lol
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sarah@heavenbrat2 Jul 2023
let things change baby!! lifes moving so move with it, do what makes u happy & everything else will fall into place
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sarah@heavenbrat1 Jul 2023
i love sharing things with the people i love, like here try my drink, take a bite of this it tastes good ull love it, do u need some lipgloss? take my sweater, lets have half of this fruit together
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Image from non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder)
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looking to collab with some other small business owners!
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Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week
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