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Sunday funday is starting to feel more like a threat against myself than anything else
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I just wanna fuck with somebody that aint fucking with nobody else or being sneaky
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Washington State’s Mike Leach continues to be the best quote in sports. His answer to a reporter who asked for marriage advice going into his wedding (📷 by @AaronQ13Fox)
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Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back
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Devil: I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too
Johnny: Weird flex, but okay
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animal planet: the baby gazelle escapes from the lion
me: 🙌😈🤙😏
animal planet: but now, what will the lion eat?
me:😨😢😞 – at Long Beach, CA
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If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve
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Are u guys dressing up for halloween and then just like vibing in your kitchen as Dracula or what . what’s the situation




















