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Alli Masterson

@alli_masterson

“I. Declare. Bankruptcy!”

Joined May 2015
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I entered the Harry Potter Lottery for $40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/13709…
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates12 Aug 2018
Really funny, guys. Sending in a pic without a dog in it. Please don’t do this. We deserve to be taken seriously. Still 12/10 for the nice rug
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais31 Jul 2018
The health kick continues.
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@dog_rates31 Jul 2018
This is Bunsen. He’s working on his self-control. Hasn’t quite figured it out yet. 12/10 we believe in you Bunsen
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Hard to believe it’s 2018 and you still don’t get a notification when your voicemail box is full.
If Spotify could put the artists’ names below the new release albums, that’d be great.
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Chad Nelson@CMNelsonPhoto18 Jul 2018
A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.
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I don’t wanna brag buuuut...I slept in my @twentyonepilots jersey the night before their return. You’re welcome.
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josh dun
@joshuadun11 Jul 2018
Morning
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rey@reyreyduran6 Jul 2018
Not to be dramatic but I would die for you ted. xitter.cf/dog_rates/status/10150…
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@dog_rates5 Jul 2018
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself. 13/10 (IG: golden.teddie)
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#KlamathonFire Road Update xitter.cf/oregondot/status/10150…
OregonDOT (@OregonDOT) profile pictureOregonDOT@OregonDOT6 Jul 2018
UPDATE: I-5 SB remains closed tonight at #Ashland due to wildfire at the OR/CA border. No est time for reopening. Traffic bound for CA should consider using OR 58 or 140 to US 97. OR 273 at OR 66 also remains closed to SB traffic. OR 66 not advised for commercial motor vehicles
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@dog_rates3 Jul 2018
he kept that recipe secret so well. rest easy my friend. 14/10 for the beautiful bean boy xitter.cf/cbsnews/status/1014247…
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@CBSNews3 Jul 2018
The dog who played Duke in commercials for Bush's Baked Beans has died cbsn.ws/2KDtiE9
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I wonder what it’s like to consistently put out bops #oldfashioned @PanicAtTheDisco
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The anticipation is killer. xitter.cf/badflower/status/99609…
Badflower (@Badflower) profile pictureBadflower@Badflower14 May 2018
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That’s how you do it. xitter.cf/sportscenter/status/10…
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@SportsCenter6 Jun 2018
Legen ... wait for it ... dary. (via @Padres)
My tire’s not completely flat, but I could definitely use a
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Everyone knows that… instagram.com/p/BjlozGdHR3qa…
Roommate: I don’t have a Twitter. Me: Well I’m majoring in social media and public engagement. Roommate: So you majored in Twitter... Me: yes, yes I did.
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