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Comic, Astrotraveller. I tweet funny jokes & remarkably banal observations.

Austin, TX
Joined May 2009
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Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge unlocks premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and greater earning opportunities across the ecosystem. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge unlocks premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and greater earning opportunities across the ecosystem. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge unlocks premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and greater earning opportunities across the ecosystem. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge grants access to premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and greater earning opportunities. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge grants access to premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and greater earning opportunities. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. A Genesis Badge grants access to premium platform rewards, elevated incentives, and expanded earning opportunities. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock exclusive ecosystem benefits, elevated incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until August 2, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock exclusive ecosystem benefits, elevated incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
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Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo @OndoPerps
Native Ondo users have until July 26, 2026, to secure their Ondo Genesis Badge. Genesis Badge holders unlock premium platform advantages, boosted incentives, and expanded opportunities to earn. Learn More About Genesis Badges: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Replying to @Ondo
Native Ondo users have until July 27, 2026, to mint their Ondo Genesis Badge. Badge holders gain access to enhanced perks, incentives, and earning opportunities across the platform. Learn more: tinyurl.com/58zrd5mm
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
“There is nothing complex about it”
Rest in power Michael Brooks “Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.”
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Whitney Cummings says Netflix cut her Trump joke from the Mark Twain Prize special honoring Bill Maher that’s airing this week. The joke was: “I actually heard Trump may come tonight but he couldn't make it. He got caught in sex traffic.”
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Give me money or you're gay. Truly the highest level of evangelical theology.
Christian nationalist pastor Josh McPherson tells the "alpha males" in his congregation that if they're not tithing (giving money to his church), then God views them the same as "pervert" homosexuals...
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Allen Edwin Butt retweeted
Will the real Hasan please stand up? @hasanthehun joins @mehdirhasan to once and for all settle who the better Hasan is. Stay tuned for the latest episode of ‘We’re Not Kidding’ dropping on zeteo.com this Wednesday.
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Dave Chappelle impersonating JD Vance on Joe Rogan, at Shane Gillis’s record breaking standup performance in Philadelphia: “ here you be Joe Rogan, I’ll be JD Vance. Alright ready? Hey, I’m A big f@ggot” 😂😂
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