@allantaylor

Trying like hell to be relevant. Dad to the 2 best kids + George, Elaine, Mabel, and Tucker. He/Him #yeg Find me @allantaylor everywhere - Free Palestine 🇵🇸

 Edmonton, Alberta
Joined December 2008
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Dan Wade@Dwade25 Jul 2024
I don’t really care what JD Vance did it didn’t do. I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.
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After cutting their wildfire budget from $130M in 2017 to $100M, eliminating the 63-man Aerial Rapattack Team, closing 30 of Alberta’s 127 Wildfire Lookout Towers & cutting fire training, Alberta is now preparing to ask the fed gov for Armed Forces help to fight their #wildfires
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How does Ace Ventura respond to people who don't like coffee? All right, tea then!
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BREAKING | Premier Smith finalizes Stanley Cup final wager with Florida: "If Governor DeSantis wins, he’s gets to close down one of our rural hospitals. If I win, I get to pick which one.”
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30 and up Twitter, drop a pic with your age. 40
✨Glitter Bomb Barbie✨@KeyyiKeyi31 May 2024
30 and up Twitter, drop a pic with your age. 40
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McDavid could never be this elite
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Just drove by graffiti on the north side that said "fuck smashburger"
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Sean Amato@JSJamato27 May 2024
So I asked Alberta's justice minister whether or not the #EnoughIsEnoughUCP protesters changed his mind on anything... "No sir. Not at all," he said with a big smile. Full story, tonight on @CityNewsYEG! #ableg
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The Guardian
@guardian26 May 2024
‘They’re out of control’: flock of 100 feral chickens torments village theguardian.com/uk-news/arti…

‘They’re out of control’: flock of 100 feral chickens torments village

Residents of Snettisham, Norfolk, say birds are destroying their gardens, while food left out for them is attracting rats

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Matty@bestestname26 May 2024
We just need to invent a straw that lasts a little bit longer than 4 seconds but still less than a million years
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shoutout to all my homies who can hear plugged in appliances (even ones turned off), light fixtures humming, and when something is fully charged cause the noise changes
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@Whotfismick22 May 2024
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@Whotfismick21 May 2024
Driving at night with astigmatism
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"[sic]" is such a passive-aggressive writing convention. as if to say "look, I would never have spelled this so idiotically. *this* stupid motherfucker, however..."
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