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Thanks @armchairexppod for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 12,014 minutes of it. @ArmchairExpPod #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/6kAsbP…
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Elon Musk coming into the Twitter office tomorrow
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Hey @ChrisGethard I’m the random person who said hi to you in the theater district yesterday. I’m sorry it was so awkward…I was so surprised I recognized someone so cool on the street. Anyway, big fan! Love the podcast!!
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NYC baby!!!🎉🥳😍
Dear @sfosternyc and @RealHughJackman, my daughter @alisonumbarger, our friend Kate and I are traveling from Atlanta and will be in your audience this Tuesday night for their 40th birthday celebration. Please think of them and make it your best show ever! Thanks!!
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To my #1 podcast of 2021, @yourewrongabout: thank you for keeping me company (150+ hours😳) on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped @RottenInDenmark @Remember_Sarah
Hey @IwriteOK I’m sure you don’t remember, but in the first 2 minutes of this episode from May of 2019, you tipped us off that you’re a time traveler. “Sure seems like 2020 is going to be the worst year of everyone’s life.” @katystoll quickly agreed What did you both know?!?!?
Still waiting to get in to see @mulaney …hopefully we don’t miss anything!!!
I, for one, can’t wait to hear what @iamjohnoliver thinks about this perfect specimen of an ad. @LastWeekTonight
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Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could bit.ly/3jG6VyO
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Article VIII, SEC. 1. 1845 TX Constitution: The legislature shall have no power to pass laws for the emancipation of slaves without the consent of their owners, nor without paying their owners.
To keep Texas the best state in the nation, we can never forget WHY our state is so exceptional. I signed a law establishing the 1836 project, which promotes patriotic education & ensures future generations understand TX values. Together, we'll keep our rich history alive.
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51 senators can seat a Supreme Court justice but 54 senators can’t establish an independent commission to investigate a violent insurrection in their own damn building. – at Manhattan, NY
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Imagine if we spent our days debating the specifics of one enslaved person being whipped—why he was whipped, how he was whipped, if it was necessary to whip him so hard— instead of interrogating the system of slavery itself. That’s what we’re doing with policing right now.
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When Harriet Tubman was born, Thomas Jefferson was alive, and when Harriet Tubman died, Ronald Reagan was alive. We have not been around that long.
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“Nancy Grace is the Patron Saint of Karens.” “Yes, she’s the original Karen!”I’ve spent so much time with @Remember_Sarah and @RottenInDenmark on @yourewrongabout ...this is one of the many reasons why. Basically, Sarah and Michael are the best.
Have you heard that one about coming together and political unity after an insurrection? A thread:
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a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:
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Brilliant language alert:
"Hi, it's November of 2020 and western civilization is doomed because Harry Styles' legs are not in their own separate fabric tubes." -Human being who gets paid to write.