Alison Wright

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Happy Father’s Day to my best friend 😎 @CWright314

My dad and I are arguing. What is the superior condiment?

Happy birthday to the best dad ever! Thanks for all of our adventures. 🥳

Happy Father’s Day to the best dance dad around. 🖤

What do you call the following?

Coworker today: “You’re a chihuahua! You’re cute, but aggressive.” Thanks...?

*Has hair half up, half down* Mom: “You look like Mufasa. You know, cause your hair is everywhere?” Thanks mom. 🦁

Me: *Pleasantly sitting in Johnny Carino’s* One of my parents: “When you get to a big city, you’ll have to join christianmingle.com.” Thanks fam.

Shoutout to my awesome support group for coming to every competition, and supporting the team. 🖤

*Caden and mom currently arguing who gets the bigger Dr. Pepper* Mom: I get the bigger Dr. Pepper because I’m bigger. Caden: WHY DO YOU HATE ME TODAY?!

Mom: “I’m so happy you and Brady are home.” *Brady and I ten seconds later* youtu.be/xaWAcAo6UnA via @YouTube @BradyWright1225

Me: “Why is this water so hot?” Julio: “Because it was next to me.”

*me wearing all maroon* Dani: “It’s a outfit-roon.” Umm...ok

Brady: “Mom, I’m coming to hug you.” Mom: “Touch me and I’ll bite you.” *Brady hesitates* Me:

Alright folks. Lileigh and I are in another argument. Is “Twister” a classic?

What do you prefer with fried foods? @lileighbrown and I are in an argument.