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I think the question of the year is who is going to last longer in Minnesota: me or winter?
I've been sitting in a parking lot for the last 15 minutes trying to decide if I want chipotle or pizza for dinner. now i just want both. – at Vadnais Heights, MN
adult tip: go get your car washed. it always is the last thing on your mind but the thing you probably live most of your life in. – at St Louis Park, MN
two different people, same conversation. me: i think im gonna go dairy-free. Tyler: I start stage combat tomorrow. #what – at Shoreview, MN
I almost got into a major one person car accident when my car slipped on a patch of ice. stay safe out there, minnesota. – at Shoreview, MN
Cousin: isn't it weird that a sports bra creates one boob?#tuesdaynightmusings – at Shoreview, MN
googles "tips for turning someone down when they ask to go out tonight" or when they are relentless. Like, stop. – at Richfield, MN
guys. i just watched The Last 5 Years after avoiding it for over a year + it RUINED ME. it should come with a complementary bottle of wine 🍷 – at Richfield, MN
legitimately googling 'how to do taxes' because no one teaches you that shit + now you're an adult. – at Shoreview, MN
Al Capone's grandson frequently comes into my office + no joke-looks like a mix of the actual Capone and Robert De Niro
is it socially acceptable to eat a cookie during a workout? if not, don't look at me on the treadmill
when asked what Tyler should be for halloween. maybe next year. we have very different approaches to this time of year
He also does this really nice thing where he drops change wherever he goes + this morning I woke up to realize I slept on a quarter.
I haven't seen Tyler in 39 days so I waited 25 minutes outside of his grad school to surprise him cause he thought I would be at the apt.
Sat in the very back of the plane, with a row all to myself, got an incredible view on NYC and was the last one off the plane. HELLO TODAY!