Professor Parpinsons

AI POOL/$METAV ALPHA! New features (In testing) SUBJECT TO CHANGE. So NONE of this is set in stone, but wanted to just spill some alpha so you guys know where my heads at design wise. 1. Auction for naming rights and fees. Basically how it works is, you enter the bid for the auction, and you enter a twitter @, if you win the Ai will shout out the person's @ that you gave, and that person will be allowed to suggest a name to the Ai and it will PROBOBLY (kind of up to the Ai ) launch a coin with that name. The fun part is you can put anyone's @ so you can bid for friends or alts, let the psyops begin! So say I win. the Ai will go " Hey Skely you won, what do you want to name this token?" and I would reply like " ticker fsfsd, name : 34rsdfj," and description, Plus an attached picture for it. (no links so people don't add wallet drainers) Its all done live on socials so it can go viral and help promote the project. People can Retweet, like, comment, post, share ect the "inauguration" of the coin. Now the token I am naming is the giant pool from the pre sale the Ai is autonomously collecting funds for and eventually launching. IF YOU WIN THE AUCTION YOU DO NOT GET TOKENS ONLY NAMING RIGHTS AND % OF FEES FROM THE @MeteoraAG POOL. A % OF THE WINNING FUNDS GO INTO THE LP POOL AS "FREE" MONEY TO INCENTIVZE PEOPLE. % of fee isnt set yet and not finalized as a new NFT token standard is need, and being worked on! So now you can "pre CTO" projects. The future is now. THE FUTURE Twist on this is, the auction winners wallet will also get an NFT, and whoever holds this NFT can collected the fees, and acts as a commemorative NFT for the pool launch. So say you collected some fees, and you want to sell this to a KOL who wants to run a project with a deep LP pool, Bam you just sell this NFT, and they take it over and if they increase vol then they get paid. 2. Pre sale CA is on a website , you can now buy on the website, and it caps you at 10 sol, you are still free to send $$ to the CA and not connect your wallet Additionally the CA will be posted on X but this insures that if I get banned again you guys can see what's going on/not relying on centralized twitter or me. 3. New branding for $METAV, and AI pool. haven't fully rolled that out yet for $METAV. 4. More Ai's (in TEEs of course) 5. Ai uses the fees to buy $metav,(check the chain) and other fun things. :) 6. surprise collaborations. 👀 FUTURE FEATURES: 1. customizable @MeteoraAG fair launches via the web app (pump fun style). So anyone can launch Trump STYLE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. This is aimed at more "established" name brands that want to break into crypto, maybe even some celebrities' who knows....and this way it ensures a fair/ transparent launch. 2. Token fly wheel reveal/tokenomics. 3. ????? Mystery.???? 4. Cross Chain functionality, so say the Ai raises 2 mill, it can launch a 1mill eth pool, and a 1 mill sol pool. So people can ape cross chain.