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megan

@alienpopstarr

doomsday preacher. lounge singer. cult leader. beautiful scholar. she/her

 Sioux Falls, SD
Joined August 2014
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the concept of dancing until bar close and coming home to learn the 33 hearsay exceptions in the federal rules of evidence
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a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
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not only do i love your pitbull, but i love even more that its not on a leash 馃槏
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the summer i found out i am kind of cracked at employment issues
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i know thats right!!!
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Handsome I am about to decenter you
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a few of my best helper working her magic the last few months
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woke up in a cold sweat after i dreamt everyone at thanksgiving got mad at me because my dish tasted like fridge
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siri, text kitten.. the pharaoh is coming home
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showed my classmates skramz and they liked it. sometimes the real learning happens outside the classroom
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whats a girl like you doing with a malar rash like this
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hosting a dinner party but all the dishes are just things i ate in my untreated pica era
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Image from NOVA (@iriptheslitt)
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this worker at savers saw me ring up a dress and picked it up and said "who would buy this its the ugliest thing ever"
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i left it #selfconscious
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more sunday stuff
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i found 9 year old megan鈥檚 memory card today
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something about this before and after specifically sits so right with me (i think its the visible booger in the after)
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raised catholic so not a creationist but a Kreayshawnist for sure
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she loves watching me get ready for bed and was recently inspired to take up a night time routine of her own
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