Dear Lord, can you take him and give us Satan😭

An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father woke up his son. Father : Look up to the sky and tell me what you see. Son : I see millions of stars. Father : And what does that tell you? Son : Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets. Father slaps the son hard and says, "someone has stolen our tent."

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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river. All died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked why he missed his wife so much, he replied miserably, "My wife missed the bus!!!"

A motivational speaker said, "The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife". Audience was in shock and silent. Then he added, "and she is my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed. One Man who listened to the speech decided to crack this joke at home. After dinner, he said to his wife, "the best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife...." After a moment he tried to recall the second line...... By the time he regained consciousness, he was on hospital bed, recovering from burns of hot water poured by his wife. Moral of the Lesson : Do not copy if you cannot paste

One evening on the outskirts of London, a millionaire Englishman was walking with his dog when suddenly a man came out of the bushes and fired three shots and killed his dog. Surprised and shocked, the Englishman said: "Why did you do that ?" The man said,"Your wife gave me 5000 Pounds and said Kill the son of a bitch". There were tears in the eyes of the Englishman and he hugged the man and said,.....

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