@alidrapos

I do stand up comedy. Can also do reallyyyyy sad acting.

 Chicago, IL
instagram.com/alidrapos
Joined September 2013
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pov: you’re my daughter and you ask for my advice
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Rich ppl are evil but I wish I could hire someone to fill my humidifier every night
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Ali Drapos retweeted
IV.@ivourth13 Jul 2024
the ensemble covering him so he can smear ketchup on his face
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Kendrick did all of this SOBER.
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6 FUCKING TIMES?!?? LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAAOAAAOAOAOAO
Spoo(Kay) 👻🎃💀
@rinnegoddess20 Jun 2024
5 FUCKING TIMES!??!?? LMAAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO
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Ali Drapos retweeted
HOT 97
@HOT9720 Jun 2024
#KendrickLamar performs ‘Not Like Us’ at ‘The Pop Out’ 🔥🔥🔥 xitter.cf/travis_vault/status/18…
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I’ll never be successful I spend too much time tying my shoes
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white ppl be like “Hunter biden” lmfao
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Depression hack: get the flu shot to replace the reason you’re bedridden
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Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments Roughly 76% families of children with sickle cell disease who have applied, or at least 12,249 families, had their requests denied between 2015 and 2020. cbsnews.com/news/sickle-cell…

Thousands of Black children with sickle cell disease struggle to access disability payments

New data show how one federal safety net program has been out of reach for thousands of children who need it most.

cbsnews.com
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Ali Drapos retweeted
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur22 Dec 2023
If Hamas had killed 20,000 Israelis, including approximately 7,000 women and 8,000 Israeli children, what would America's reaction be? If you can't see that Palestinian lives matter so much less to our leaders than Israeli lives, you're trying really hard not to see it.
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Sometimes I will look at pics of myself from last week and be like fuck I used to be so skinny 😢
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The amount of “organized piles” I will make just to avoid putting shit away — is this also how I deal with my personal issues 🧐 💩 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤔
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Today I saw a woman standing outside a bar smoking a cigarette and there was just something about her that made me hornier than I’ve ever been for a stranger but “I’m not gay”
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If I don’t eat something FUN right this very second I’m gonna lose my shit
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So before phones you just… got out of your car as soon as you parked?
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You know when you go to clean your floors in August but you still manage to sweep up a little Christmas tree pine? Thats how I feel about being mentally ill ♥️ 🎄
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Live from my apt—I just panic texted my Mom a picture of my pussy to see if she thinks this bump is just an ingrown hair—it’s Saturday night!!!
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#TheRehearsalHBO: white man practices having complete control over literally everything in order to prepare for the REAL event where he has complete control over literally everything.
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Try, instead, saying: “I didn’t fail. I just really fucking ate shit and fucking sucked in a really horrible way that was unforgivable.”
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