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Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy
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im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work 😭
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Just seen a clip of Cole Palmer being asked what sandwich he’d choose in a meal deal and he said ‘jam’
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That Alexander off The Traitors was born for the little guest table on Saturday Kitchen. Bit of Countryfile. Radio 4 podcast about diplomacy. Celebrity Masterchef finalist. Housewives' favourite. Bag secured for a decade.
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Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.































