Professional overthinker

Joined June 2017
when i want to masturbate but there's no good porn on rule 34
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First day volunteering at the women’s shelter and another dude leaned in and said, “if you want I can tell you which of them are easy”
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Went toliet and the toilet seat is warm and I’m home alone
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We deadass added Negreira to this superteam ❤️
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Girls be out here with no ass and a beer belly saying they thick, nahh girl you my uncle😂😂
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rama retweeted
Leeds is full of foreigners, gays, trannies and lefties. Proper grim.
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surgeons shaved my bush
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Heard my teacher say 'nonchalant gimmick' during class
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They built Atlantis underwater because black people can’t swim.
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Forced my son to watch pre Flick Barcelona
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tried fucking my own ass and ended shitting all over my dick
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homie i snitched on getting out of prison today
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Thought my boypussy was wet but it was just pure diarrhea
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Forced my son to watch 2026 Vinicius
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essa imagem é muito foda
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Tackled a guy at Sunday league and now his boys are waiting for me after the game
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My barber opened a bible mid haircut
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when the barbers start gathering around yo chair
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me iba a pajear y no se me paro...
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