Alex Mann

Hi, you can find me: 🎬 writing + directing movies, tv and shorts: alexjmann.com ⚡️ taking neon photos: instagram.com/alexjmann That's all I've got right now. What else do you want from me?

If you’re already debating whether to go as Joe Exotic or the Coronavirus for Halloween... just stop. The answer is both.

Yes you can, people who “can’t explain over text.”

No one is more excited for 4th of July than people with boat shoes.

Future millennial gravestone: "lived until he was 💯"

I’d rather stand in the bathroom for an hour than ask how your shower works.

You can't just "like" lizards. You're either deathly afraid or you keep one in your pocket.

People react to avocado toast like they just learned they inherited a billion dollar fortune.

I accidentally said the word “adventurous” to someone and now we’re on a first date.

I open packages from Amazon like it’s the first time I’ve ever opened something.

I drank kombucha from a mason jar and now I own a local vegan restaurant.

The friend you ask to use a coaster will quietly resent you for the rest of their life.

No one's ever successfully peeled a sticker off something.

Texting “thanks” without an exclamation point is probably the easiest way to end a friendship.

Thank you for telling me “you’ll be fine,” person who doesn’t know that.

We’re a year away from people calling 2nd marriages “reboots.”

People will still act like the 90s were ten years ago in the year 3000.

I will open every cabinet in your kitchen before finding the cups.

A room could be completely empty and I'd still trip over a MacBook charger.

It doesn’t count as brunch unless a couple is fight-whispering next to you.