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I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever
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daily affirmations:
- me la pela
- me la pela
- me la pela
- me la trae al pairo
- me la suda
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to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire
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My job is to draw and embed fake download button ads onto sketchy websites I get paid to do it it’s a real fucking occupation and every time you refuse to click on them my boss barges in and beats me with a metal rod until a bone is visible



































