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my cork is popped and brother, the water is flowing

Joined October 2011
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Really looking forward to @LoganPaul’s first term as president
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Rivals
@Rivals3 Jul 2024
🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star QB Ty Hawkins has flipped his commitment from TCU to SMU, he tells @Hayesfawcett3🐎 More from @BillyEmbody: on3.com/teams/smu-mustangs/n…
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watching soccer on tv without hearing an english accent from the commentator just feels wrong
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Falcon going to orbit as seen from ocean
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AB
@AB8410 Mar 2024
That’s actually the dark knight #CTESPN
Caleb Williams
@CALEBcsw10 Mar 2024
Dune 2!!! either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
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The tanner the better. My plan is to move to key west, buy a local bar that isn't open to the public, wear an anchor necklace, wear a hat like quint in Jaws, drink High Noons, bet on horses and look like a catchers mit.
Bussin' With The Boys
@BussinWTB10 Mar 2024
Every 100 likes we’ll make Mr. Peaches more tan:
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AB
@AB8411 Mar 2024
That Bill Burr #CTESPN @billburr
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman11 Mar 2024
The #Steelers have reached an agreement with former #Texans P Cameron Johnston, per @mysportsupdate
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Bittersweet day
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bro bet on taylor swift to score a touchdown 😭
𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉
@OvOBrezzzy11 Feb 2024
Just cooked up this Super Bowl parley I know god got me today 🙏🏼
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someone getting fired at Microsoft 😭
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FSU on the phone with the college football playoff committee
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Michigan’s reaction to drawing Alabama instead of FSU tells you everything you need to know about whether the committee made the right call – at Columbia Heights, MN
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This belongs in the Smithsonian. – at Dallas, TX
Historic Vids
@historyinmemes29 Oct 2023
Raw footage from the recording of Chili's 'Baby Back Ribs' (1998)
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what playing NCAA 14 on freshman difficulty looks like
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This is bad
Pop Base
@PopBase1 Oct 2023
Brittany Mahomes joined Taylor Swift’s girls dinner in New York tonight which also included Blake Lively and Sophie Turner, according to Page Six.
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Bro💀
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Tweet of the year
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venom
Scary Underwater
@scaryunderwater6 Aug 2023
Can anyone explain what this is?
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Whenever I go to a baseball game I bring a baseball glove, a copy of The Declaration of Independence and a lighter. The baseball glove is for the moment when a home run is hit to me. The other two things well, you see are for the moment after I catch it
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