Flexitarian

Joined March 2020
This was a dream come true.
Writer-director Alex Bliss @albertblimp stopped by the Criterion office for a trip inside our films closet
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Alex Bliss retweeted
On their anniversary, a spontaneous sex-tape forces a 30-something couple to confront dormant issues in their relationship. Alex Bliss directs “A Real, Sexual Relationship,” a provocative exploration of an unsatisfied sex life. nobudge.com/a-real-sexual-re…
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Welt. Another day lost to doom scrolling (looking at niche hentai porn) 🥂
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Can someone plz explain why this mfer booty so wide?
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Alex Bliss retweeted
During the 2020 BLM protests, a white protester loses his head trying to corral a group of fellow demonstrators. Alex Bliss directs “Close the Gap,” a satirical character study about a fragile mind in a tense moment. [Online Premiere]. nobudge.com/videos/close-the…
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This is where your ass belongs 🫵
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Swiping thru 50 google images of Nathan lane, waiting for the F train, wondering what year I will die
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Yes, I make indie film* *am unvaccinated and in love with idea of a cold beer
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If we have mutuals and I follow you… .. … . . …and you don’t follow me back?? I’m going to kill you. Periodt.
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I believe doing ur taxes is a beautiful chance to reflect on who you were having sex with 10 months ago
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Walking around park slope, every third person is speaking French, thinking abt buying a firearm
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How have you changed now vs pre-pandemic? I’ve changed my entire personality, penis size and face, political party, sex and class status
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If anyone needs me I’ll be selling bootleg DVDs of A Man Called Otto in the middle of the BQE for the next 10-35 hrs
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Smoked my step dads weed, literally crying watching Elf realizing it’s all about 9/11 #christmas #jamescaan
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Thank you @Patreon for letting me send $3-$6/month to some of wackiest white boys in the game 🙏
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I’m taking a wellness break from socials for the next 45 minutes bc I took 2 Xanax and my heart rate is dangerously slow. If you need call/text me: (911)-420-6969
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Idk who needs to hear this but…ur toilet is LITERALLY a FREE compost bin ♻️ So go ahead and fill ur shitter up to the brim w old soup, pastas, moldy kiwi, a big bone- whatever you want. You’re welcome 😇
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Spending today making a 58 minute video called ‘Beau Travail Ending EXPLAINED (contains spoilers)’
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Telling my kids this is Barclays Center
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